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Wilbur Hubbard February 18th 11 01:51 PM

Oh well.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
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As long as there are no cows (cow pies) involved!


Too late! HarryK barged into the thread, already. LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard



Jessica B February 22nd 11 11:41 PM

Oh well.
 
On Fri, 18 Feb 2011 08:48:39 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Yikes.. you sound like a romantic! LOL!!


What's wrong with that? I thought women loved that kind of thing.


Definitely!!


Jessica B February 22nd 11 11:56 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
On Fri, 18 Feb 2011 08:47:15 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:28:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
Some guys have ALL the luck!

Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.. I love that quote!



That is a good one . . . In this case the guy was prepared with a gas can
and had the opportunity to assist a damsel in distress. (But, running out
of
gas??? C'mon, Jessica . . .) He made his own luck. I hope he doesn't turn
out to be a jerk on date night Friday for your sake. Maybe you should
double-date just for insurance.


Hey.. I said I'm not perfect! I thought I could make it. It's not like
I've run out before... well, once or twice. I don't drive that much
with my car, so I don't really think about it. Also, I have to get the
car looked at anyway since the "check engine" light has been on awhile
and I have to get it smogged soone. Not sure what's wrong.. I opened
up the hood and for sure the engine is there! LOL


Are you sure you don't have blonde roots? LOL!


I could get a dye job! NOT

It's just for a drink and maybe dinner... nice place.. it's call
Monsoon Cafe.


Well, I'm hoping everything goes well. You simply must post a follow-up. I
bet he turns out to be a creepy liberal, though. They seem to be
everywhere - like a disease.


Actually, things went very well... total gentleman, seemed pretty
grounded, and we talked for a couple hours. He voted for McCain, so I
guess he's not a liberal, but we didn't really talk politics. Talked a
bit about sailing actually. I mentioned I knew someone in Florida.
He's from Miami originally and said he lived in Naples for a while.
He's into rock climbing, which I think it's crazy, but whatever.

The strange/good part was that I took him home (no not mine/his - to
my parents)... they like him even (which for my mom is amazing, since
she doesn't like anyone).

He might be a keeper... as long as he keeps his gas can handy of
course!


Waldo February 23rd 11 01:58 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2011 08:47:15 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:28:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
Some guys have ALL the luck!

Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.. I love that quote!



That is a good one . . . In this case the guy was prepared with a gas
can
and had the opportunity to assist a damsel in distress. (But, running
out
of
gas??? C'mon, Jessica . . .) He made his own luck. I hope he doesn't
turn
out to be a jerk on date night Friday for your sake. Maybe you should
double-date just for insurance.

Hey.. I said I'm not perfect! I thought I could make it. It's not like
I've run out before... well, once or twice. I don't drive that much
with my car, so I don't really think about it. Also, I have to get the
car looked at anyway since the "check engine" light has been on awhile
and I have to get it smogged soone. Not sure what's wrong.. I opened
up the hood and for sure the engine is there! LOL


Are you sure you don't have blonde roots? LOL!


I could get a dye job! NOT

It's just for a drink and maybe dinner... nice place.. it's call
Monsoon Cafe.


Well, I'm hoping everything goes well. You simply must post a follow-up. I
bet he turns out to be a creepy liberal, though. They seem to be
everywhere - like a disease.


Actually, things went very well... total gentleman, seemed pretty
grounded, and we talked for a couple hours. He voted for McCain, so I
guess he's not a liberal, but we didn't really talk politics. Talked a
bit about sailing actually. I mentioned I knew someone in Florida.
He's from Miami originally and said he lived in Naples for a while.
He's into rock climbing, which I think it's crazy, but whatever.

The strange/good part was that I took him home (no not mine/his - to
my parents)... they like him even (which for my mom is amazing, since
she doesn't like anyone).

He might be a keeper... as long as he keeps his gas can handy of
course!


What are his thoughts on little boobs?

--
Waldo


Wilbur Hubbard February 24th 11 08:16 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
"Waldo" wrote in message
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What are his thoughts on little boobs?



You seem to have a boob fetish there, Waldo. If you don't like the size of
Jessica's boobs then look elsewhere. Is that so hard?

I happen to think her boobs are sized just right. IMO, small boobs are much
sexier than large boobs that end up hanging, sagging and swinging after a
woman passes her prime.


Wilbur Hubbard



Jessica B February 24th 11 11:44 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
On Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:16:29 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Waldo" wrote in message
web.com...
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What are his thoughts on little boobs?



You seem to have a boob fetish there, Waldo. If you don't like the size of
Jessica's boobs then look elsewhere. Is that so hard?

I happen to think her boobs are sized just right. IMO, small boobs are much
sexier than large boobs that end up hanging, sagging and swinging after a
woman passes her prime.


Wilbur Hubbard


I think he and Bob are just mean-spirited. I bet they would never say
such things to a woman to her face, so basically this is their only
outlet.

I think my boobs are just right also! LOL

Enough about my boobs.. LOL

Is that all men think about? LOL

Wilbur Hubbard February 25th 11 06:07 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:16:29 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Waldo" wrote in message
aweb.com...
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What are his thoughts on little boobs?



You seem to have a boob fetish there, Waldo. If you don't like the size of
Jessica's boobs then look elsewhere. Is that so hard?

I happen to think her boobs are sized just right. IMO, small boobs are
much
sexier than large boobs that end up hanging, sagging and swinging after a
woman passes her prime.


Wilbur Hubbard


I think he and Bob are just mean-spirited. I bet they would never say
such things to a woman to her face, so basically this is their only
outlet.


A valid observation, I'm sure.

I think my boobs are just right also! LOL


They DO look good in a bikini. Boobs look best when the bikini doesn't need
to hold them up but just sort of caresses them. (Lucky bikini!!!)

Enough about my boobs.. LOL


Aw, spoilsport!

Is that all men think about? LOL


Two of the three main things, anyway. ;-)


Wilbur Hubbard




Jessica B March 3rd 11 12:48 AM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
On Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:07:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:16:29 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Waldo" wrote in message
raweb.com...
snip


What are his thoughts on little boobs?


You seem to have a boob fetish there, Waldo. If you don't like the size of
Jessica's boobs then look elsewhere. Is that so hard?

I happen to think her boobs are sized just right. IMO, small boobs are
much
sexier than large boobs that end up hanging, sagging and swinging after a
woman passes her prime.


Wilbur Hubbard


I think he and Bob are just mean-spirited. I bet they would never say
such things to a woman to her face, so basically this is their only
outlet.


A valid observation, I'm sure.

I think my boobs are just right also! LOL


They DO look good in a bikini. Boobs look best when the bikini doesn't need
to hold them up but just sort of caresses them. (Lucky bikini!!!)


I feel sorry for women with really large breasts. They have back
problems, and then there's old age. My mom had a friend who had to
have reduction surgery... not a fun thing.

Enough about my boobs.. LOL


Aw, spoilsport!


LOL Poor baby!

Is that all men think about? LOL


Two of the three main things, anyway. ;-)


The other is, of course, our fabulous brains! LOL

Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard March 4th 11 03:23 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
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They DO look good in a bikini. Boobs look best when the bikini doesn't
need
to hold them up but just sort of caresses them. (Lucky bikini!!!)


I feel sorry for women with really large breasts. They have back
problems, and then there's old age. My mom had a friend who had to
have reduction surgery... not a fun thing.


Small is definitely better in that department. More functional, more
attractive, more healthy and more fun.


Enough about my boobs.. LOL


Aw, spoilsport!


LOL Poor baby!

Is that all men think about? LOL


Two of the three main things, anyway. ;-)


The other is, of course, our fabulous brains! LOL



ROFLOL. You are SO funny, Jessica. I just love your sense of humor.


Wilbur Hubbard



Jessica B March 5th 11 12:06 AM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
On Fri, 4 Mar 2011 10:23:16 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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They DO look good in a bikini. Boobs look best when the bikini doesn't
need
to hold them up but just sort of caresses them. (Lucky bikini!!!)


I feel sorry for women with really large breasts. They have back
problems, and then there's old age. My mom had a friend who had to
have reduction surgery... not a fun thing.


Small is definitely better in that department. More functional, more
attractive, more healthy and more fun.


Don't know about more healthy... breast cancer doesn't care from what
I've read about it. Certainly more healthy as far as other problems
go. I'm not jealous. I guess when I was younger I thought it was a big
deal, but I'm not any more.


Enough about my boobs.. LOL

Aw, spoilsport!


LOL Poor baby!

Is that all men think about? LOL

Two of the three main things, anyway. ;-)


The other is, of course, our fabulous brains! LOL



ROFLOL. You are SO funny, Jessica. I just love your sense of humor.


Brad told me this one after a few glasses of wine... :-}

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
And when she got there
They asked for a fare
So she pulled up her dress and said ....


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