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Wilbur Hubbard February 17th 11 08:09 PM

Oh well.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
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No doubt... of course if they want to claim I look like I'm 16, that's
fine with me!



I'll reserve my opinion about that until such time as I am able to conduct a
close-up and in-personal inspection.

You see, Jessica, the appearance of youth has a lot to do with smoothness,
tone and sensitivity to touch of the skin, clearness and twinkle of the eye,
suppleness of the limbs, bounce of the hair, warmth and moist smoothness of
the lips, tastiness of the ear lobes, etc. :-)

Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 17th 11 08:14 PM

Oh well.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 11:48:52 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:47:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
m...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
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Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want
that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!

I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM

You like Western? I do for some of it. He's definitely cute. :)



I do like western! Guess who used to own my sailboat? Ever heard of Chris
Ledoux? I bought it from Al Ledoux - his father. I used to live in
Nashville, TN. Doh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCUI92lKocc

Chis passed away about five years ago, now.


I've not heard of him until now. Beautiful voice... that's got to have
been a hard life. I guess there's a romantic notion about it, sort of
like living on a sailboat in the Keys and going where you want to go
(but without the dust and cow smell!).




True. A real cowboy's life is highly romanticized but it's a very hard and
lonely life. Rodeo cowboys, even more so. Those eight-second rides can kill
ya! It takes a certain type of manly man to lead such a life and I think
the same goes for a live aboard, cruising sailor. One problem we manly men
have is finding a woman who can abide us. Such superior and
secure-in-themselves women are few and far between.

Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 17th 11 08:28 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:21:54 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Well, he called me at work today! :) Don't be jealous! We're suppose
to have a drink Friday, which gives me time to google him and see if
he's married or something! lol


Some guys have ALL the luck!


Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.. I love that quote!




That is a good one . . . In this case the guy was prepared with a gas can
and had the opportunity to assist a damsel in distress. (But, running out of
gas??? C'mon, Jessica . . .) He made his own luck. I hope he doesn't turn
out to be a jerk on date night Friday for your sake. Maybe you should
double-date just for insurance.

Wilbur Hubbard



Harryk February 17th 11 10:46 PM

Oh well.
 
On 2/17/11 3:14 PM, Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
"Jessica wrote in message
...
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 11:48:52 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica wrote in message
...
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:47:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica wrote in message
...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want
that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!

I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM

You like Western? I do for some of it. He's definitely cute. :)


I do like western! Guess who used to own my sailboat? Ever heard of Chris
Ledoux? I bought it from Al Ledoux - his father. I used to live in
Nashville, TN. Doh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCUI92lKocc

Chis passed away about five years ago, now.


I've not heard of him until now. Beautiful voice... that's got to have
been a hard life. I guess there's a romantic notion about it, sort of
like living on a sailboat in the Keys and going where you want to go
(but without the dust and cow smell!).




True. A real cowboy's life is highly romanticized but it's a very hard and
lonely life. Rodeo cowboys, even more so. Those eight-second rides can kill
ya! It takes a certain type of manly man to lead such a life and I think
the same goes for a live aboard, cruising sailor. One problem we manly men
have is finding a woman who can abide us. Such superior and
secure-in-themselves women are few and far between.

Wilbur Hubbard




And, of course, the stench that must exist belowdecks in your clapped
out little sailboat. I'll bet you dump waste from your head right into
the water.

Jessica B February 18th 11 12:05 AM

Oh well.
 
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:09:35 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip

No doubt... of course if they want to claim I look like I'm 16, that's
fine with me!



I'll reserve my opinion about that until such time as I am able to conduct a
close-up and in-personal inspection.

You see, Jessica, the appearance of youth has a lot to do with smoothness,
tone and sensitivity to touch of the skin, clearness and twinkle of the eye,
suppleness of the limbs, bounce of the hair, warmth and moist smoothness of
the lips, tastiness of the ear lobes, etc. :-)

Wilbur Hubbard


Yikes.. you sound like a romantic! LOL!!

Jessica B February 18th 11 12:07 AM

Oh well.
 
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:14:08 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 11:48:52 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:47:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
om...
On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:40:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
snip


Yep. We do "body" checks all the time. You definitely don't want
that
disease.

Can I volunteer as body checker, next time? :-)

LOL ... well, depends on the temperature of your hands. JUST KIDDING!!

I'll heat them up on the campfire so they're nice and toasty. LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgAVB2IMpM

You like Western? I do for some of it. He's definitely cute. :)


I do like western! Guess who used to own my sailboat? Ever heard of Chris
Ledoux? I bought it from Al Ledoux - his father. I used to live in
Nashville, TN. Doh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCUI92lKocc

Chis passed away about five years ago, now.


I've not heard of him until now. Beautiful voice... that's got to have
been a hard life. I guess there's a romantic notion about it, sort of
like living on a sailboat in the Keys and going where you want to go
(but without the dust and cow smell!).




True. A real cowboy's life is highly romanticized but it's a very hard and
lonely life. Rodeo cowboys, even more so. Those eight-second rides can kill
ya! It takes a certain type of manly man to lead such a life and I think
the same goes for a live aboard, cruising sailor. One problem we manly men
have is finding a woman who can abide us. Such superior and
secure-in-themselves women are few and far between.

Wilbur Hubbard


As long as there are no cows (cow pies) involved!

Jessica B February 18th 11 12:15 AM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:28:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:21:54 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


Well, he called me at work today! :) Don't be jealous! We're suppose
to have a drink Friday, which gives me time to google him and see if
he's married or something! lol

Some guys have ALL the luck!


Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.. I love that quote!




That is a good one . . . In this case the guy was prepared with a gas can
and had the opportunity to assist a damsel in distress. (But, running out of
gas??? C'mon, Jessica . . .) He made his own luck. I hope he doesn't turn
out to be a jerk on date night Friday for your sake. Maybe you should
double-date just for insurance.

Wilbur Hubbard


Hey.. I said I'm not perfect! I thought I could make it. It's not like
I've run out before... well, once or twice. I don't drive that much
with my car, so I don't really think about it. Also, I have to get the
car looked at anyway since the "check engine" light has been on awhile
and I have to get it smogged soone. Not sure what's wrong.. I opened
up the hood and for sure the engine is there! LOL

It's just for a drink and maybe dinner... nice place.. it's call
Monsoon Cafe.

Wilbur Hubbard February 18th 11 01:47 PM

Attention all sailboats in the Key Largo area.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:28:42 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
Some guys have ALL the luck!

Luck is when opportunity meets preparation.. I love that quote!




That is a good one . . . In this case the guy was prepared with a gas can
and had the opportunity to assist a damsel in distress. (But, running out
of
gas??? C'mon, Jessica . . .) He made his own luck. I hope he doesn't turn
out to be a jerk on date night Friday for your sake. Maybe you should
double-date just for insurance.


Hey.. I said I'm not perfect! I thought I could make it. It's not like
I've run out before... well, once or twice. I don't drive that much
with my car, so I don't really think about it. Also, I have to get the
car looked at anyway since the "check engine" light has been on awhile
and I have to get it smogged soone. Not sure what's wrong.. I opened
up the hood and for sure the engine is there! LOL


Are you sure you don't have blonde roots? LOL!

It's just for a drink and maybe dinner... nice place.. it's call
Monsoon Cafe.


Well, I'm hoping everything goes well. You simply must post a follow-up. I
bet he turns out to be a creepy liberal, though. They seem to be
everywhere - like a disease.


Wilbur Hubbard










Wilbur Hubbard February 18th 11 01:48 PM

Oh well.
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


Yikes.. you sound like a romantic! LOL!!


What's wrong with that? I thought women loved that kind of thing.






Wilbur Hubbard February 18th 11 01:50 PM

Oh well.
 
"Harryk" wrote in message
...
snip

And, of course, the stench that must exist belowdecks in your clapped out
little sailboat. I'll bet you dump waste from your head right into the
water.




You ought to know all about stench, HarryK, You sure stink up the
newsgroups. LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard




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