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WHY SAILBOATS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
It'll show up on the internet pretty soon. In the meantime, I'm sure you'll
LOVE this... _________________________ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. __________________________________________________ _________________ Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth. __________________________________________________ _________________ Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers will go away. __________________________________________________ _______________ Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink __________________________________________________ _________________ How do you know when a women's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...." __________________________________________________ _________________ How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't...there's a clock on the oven! __________________________________________________ _________________ I dated this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..." __________________________________________________ _________________ Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. __________________________________________________ _______________ If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! -- Lighten up! Remember, "politically incorrect" is just another term for censorship. 1st. amendment still applies, well sorta. Keith __ Electronics run on smoke. If the smoke gets out they stop working. "Shiver Me Timbers" wrote in message ... Stanley Barthfarkle wrote: Lighten up, guy....it's a joke. For every "why XYZ's are better than women" joke, there is at least one "why XYZ's are better than men" joke. And, of course, for every usenet post there is someone who just can't wait to jump down someone's throat for being politically incorrect. Viva La Differance ! Well Stan please post the - "why XYZ's are better than men" joke please and thank you..... I presume you have it handy. |
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