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Stanley Barthfarkle
 
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Default WHY SAILBOATS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

Lighten up, guy....it's a joke. For every "why XYZ's are better than women"
joke, there is at least one "why XYZ's are better than men" joke.

And, of course, for every usenet post there is someone who just can't wait
to jump down someone's throat for being politically incorrect.

Viva La Differance !


"Shiver Me Timbers" wrote in message
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Sail Bum wrote:


WHY SAILBOATS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN


Sailboats never get pregnant.

Sailboats never get PMS.

You cannot catch a sexually transmitted disease from spending time
with many different sailboats.

With a sailboat you never need to carry protection.


Nothing personal sport but you come across as a rather shallow person
who probably has a great deal of difficulty relating to women.

You are single, divorced, seperated...... right.