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Default WHY SAILBOATS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

Sail Bum wrote:

WHY SAILBOATS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN


Sailboats never get pregnant.

Sailboats never get PMS.

You cannot catch a sexually transmitted disease from spending time
with many different sailboats.

With a sailboat you never need to carry protection.


Nothing personal sport but you come across as a rather shallow person
who probably has a great deal of difficulty relating to women.

You are single, divorced, seperated...... right.