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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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What a total asshole I am.



RB
35s5
NY

On Apr 18, 4:33 pm, "Puto. Rob" wrote:


Wow, you speak someSpanishAND.

Maybe I should have
spoken to him inbrokenSpanish?

I speeky mucho bwanos es spaino

http://jaredbutcherofsongs.ytmnd.com/

Joe

RB
35s5
NY

On Apr 20, 9:14?pm, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
What a total asshole.

RB
35s5
NY

This from a dummy who thinks a red dot scope is a laser.

Ringmaster wrote:

It's easy to be a bad ass bouncer. Everybody your bouncing is drunk.

And you've got three of your Neanderthal buddies with you!

Cheers
Marty

"Capt. Rob" wrote:

Finally, some truth. Bouncers: Large overwieght somewhat stupid
brutes,
it takes three or four to toss a drunk and perhaps beat senseless on
the
way out. Not much to brag about there, in fact I'd be ashamed.

A good bouncer is not looking to hit anyone or get hit by anyone. We
were paid to stop trouble, usually by quickly removing a troublemaker
and NOT hurting him. If a situation got bad, then we overpowered it
with more coolers. Simple as that. I had very few "fights" working on
the job. You're not paid to fight, hit or hurt people. When forced to
fight I did what was needed to end it fast and do a minimum of damage
to the other guy. Most of the time I was very good at it. The times I
messed up and hurt someone; those are something to learn from so it
doesn't happen again.
Hey, look at that! Yet another topic Marty knows nothing about. But
his comments about bouncers proves he's been mistreated by more than
one.


Ouch! I've got you pegged pretty well eh? You must have been a great
disappointment to your mother.

Cheers
Marty

On Apr 23, 9:27 am, Martin Baxter wrote:
Ringmaster wrote:

It's easy to be a bad ass bouncer. Everybody your bouncing is drunk.

And you've got three of your Neanderthal buddies with you!

Cheers
Marty

Top that off with bouncing people for horse play. First he states he
bounced a golden Glove champ for "kicking" a girl, then later says she
was pulling his hair. So him and 4 of his buds escort the guy out...
and Robbie brags he did not break the poor fellows arms.

How pathetic.

Joe

Joe wrote:

On Apr 23, 9:27 am, Martin Baxter wrote:
Ringmaster wrote:

It's easy to be a bad ass bouncer. Everybody your bouncing is drunk.

And you've got three of your Neanderthal buddies with you!

Cheers
Marty

Top that off with bouncing people for horse play. First he states he
bounced a golden Glove champ for "kicking" a girl, then later says she
was pulling his hair. So him and 4 of his buds escort the guy out...
and Robbie brags he did not break the poor fellows arms.

How pathetic.


Personally I don't believe a word of what he types, the closest he's
ever been to a bouncer was getting thrown out of some bar for making
obnoxious remarks and smelling the joint up with his bowel problems.
Golden Gloves champ my ass. You ever see any of Sugar Ray's films when
he was Golden Gloves, he'd take out four bouncers before they could say
"ID please".

Cheers
Marty
Joe

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Personally I don't believe a word of what he types, the closest he's
ever been to a bouncer was getting thrown out of some bar for making
obnoxious remarks and smelling the joint up with his bowel problems.
Golden Gloves champ my ass. You ever see any of Sugar Ray's films when
he was Golden Gloves, he'd take out four bouncers before they could say
"ID please".


I doubt anyone really does. I was never a bouncer, but I've known two.
Neither was particularly big, imposing, or agressive.

One was of moderate height and weight, and when I saw him in action, 99% of
the time he screened people at the door before they even got to the bar
area/dance floor. This was in San Diego, so he would get a fair number of
military and bikers. He was always polite, even with drunks, but no one
usually got that far, because they would be cut off early. It was a strip
club, and no one wanted trouble with the cops. If anyone started to get out
of control, they were almost immediately surrounded by the bartenders and my
friend, and directed to the door. He thought the biggest problem was after
hours, when the women were trying to get to their cars. Sometimes he had to
call the cops.

The other guy was about 5'2" tall at the most. His name was Kenny. I use to
manage a minor Jazz/Fusion band in the late 70s down in San Diego, and he
was typically along for the ride as a roady... he was friends with the bass
player. I watched him walk up to Chargers linebacker or some such huge guy
who was at the bar screaming obscenities about something, and the yelling
was so loud that it was really annoying the crowd. Kenny reached up and
tapped him on the shoulder. The guy turned around and literally didn't see
anyone because Kenny was so short. Kenny said, "Down here." So the guy looks
down. Kenny looks up and says, take your f*ckin yellin' somewhere else or
I'll f*ck you up. Just like that he said it. No yelling. The guy put down
his drink. I thought he was going to plant Kenny with one hand. Instead, he
punched his buddy's arm and said let's get out of here, then left. I think
it was all attitude that did it. In any case, it was impressive.



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"Capt. JG" wrote:
Kenny looks up and says, take your f*ckin yellin' somewhere else or
I'll f*ck you up. Just like that he said it. No yelling. The guy put down
his drink. I thought he was going to plant Kenny with one hand. Instead, he
punched his buddy's arm and said let's get out of here, then left. I think
it was all attitude that did it. In any case, it was impressive.

Now that I'll believe, some guys you just know you shouldn't mess with,
Boob****'s not one of them.

Cheers
Marty

Dave wrote:

On Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:11:32 GMT, Charlie Morgan said:

My antique 45-70 kills with almost any body hit. It's not so slick, and it
weighs a ton.

According to my high school history teacher, a former marine, that's why it
was adopted for the military. According to him, during the Huk rebellion in
the Philippines the guerrilla fighters were drugged up, and nearly
impossible to stop with the pistols than in use. The 45 was designed to
throw a large bullet that would stop those fighters in their tracks.

Close, the pistol you refer was the Colt M1900, chambered for the .45
ACP, the M1900 was reworked and eventually became the M1911A1. I think
you'll find that the 45-70 that Charlie is refering to is a rifle round,
commonly refered to as, surprisingly gr 45-70 Government. Got a kick
like a mule when fired from a bolt action rifle.

Cheers
Marty
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