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Capt. Neal Warren,

The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to
recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise.
Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save
for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky).

When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone,
spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow
Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage
with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say),
screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this
newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to
berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by
praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness.

Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent
Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart,
Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no
particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting
personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that
course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've
left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you
currently suck.

Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that
fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply.
Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and
sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if
you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles,
Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad
others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll,
please)--Capt. Neal Warren.

It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented
instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you
can save it.

Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do
your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning
your deepest depravity to the fore?

Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya
did.)

Max

What the hell were you drinking this weekend?


Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best
response you could compile?

Max

Frankly? Yes....now answer the question...


Cranberry juice. Satisfied?

Max

Got that problem again, huh?


LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice.

Max
That's what they all say...

You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with.

Max