An open post to Capt. Neal
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
Capt. Neal Warren,
The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to
recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue
the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a
few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky).
When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting
John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado,
claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and
a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming
homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup
flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except
perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your
influence here bordered upon greatness.
Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent
Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart,
Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no
particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting
personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course
the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no
lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently
suck.
Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that
fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return
to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his
own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon,
Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr.
Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to
return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.
It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented
instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can
save it.
Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do
your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your
deepest depravity to the fore?
Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.)
Max
What the hell were you drinking this weekend?
Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best
response you could compile?
Max
Frankly? Yes....now answer the question...
Cranberry juice. Satisfied?
Max
Got that problem again, huh?
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