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Capt Neal: A Brilliant Thinker
Through his brilliant philosophy of reducing life to the essentials,
removing all distractions and living life as art the brilliant Master Mariner himself, Capt Neal, has shown us the wisest path to take for living. Bestowed with numerous and uncountable awards this model human being keeps only one, the title of "Master Mariner", which is affixed to the reinforced bulkhead of his highly modified blue water cruiser. We all salute him! I'm Ted Bell! |
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Capt Neal: A Brilliant Thinker
Ted Bell wrote:
Through his brilliant philosophy of reducing life to the essentials, removing all distractions and living life as art the brilliant Master Mariner himself, Capt Neal, has shown us the wisest path to take for living. A sex change operation? Bestowed with numerous and uncountable diseases, this poseur as a model keeps only one, the title of "Master A-Hole", which is affixed to the reinforced bulkhead of his highly modified butt. We all salute him for the dumbbell he really is! I'm Ted Bell! |
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Capt Neal: A Brilliant Thinker
"Ted Bell" wrote Through his brilliant philosophy of reducing life to the essentials, removing all distractions and living life as art the brilliant Master Mariner himself, Capt Neal, has shown us the wisest path to take for living. Bestowed with numerous and uncountable awards this model human being keeps only one, the title of "Master Mariner", which is affixed to the reinforced bulkhead of his highly modified blue water cruiser. We all salute him! I'm Ted Bell! I agree. He's quite captivating. I understand he really knows how to cook a surf and turf on his grill. I'd like him to put his meat in my mouth. lol Do you think I'm sexy enough to be one of his crew? He's sure got some beautiful women serving him. http://captneal.homestead.com/Crew.html I'm Ellen Bell! roflmao |
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Capt Neal: A Brilliant Thinker
"katy" wrote in message ... Ted Bell wrote: Don't forget that Capt Neal can also levitate! I'm Ted Bell! Didn't you mean salivate? he really meant 'masturbate'. SBV |
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Capt Neal: A Brilliant Thinker
On Jan 30, 9:44 pm, "Scotty" wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Ted Bell wrote: Don't forget that Capt Neal can also levitate! I'm Ted Bell! Didn't you mean salivate? he really meant 'masturbate'. SBV A bit of both going on in teds and nellen's circle jerk. Joe |
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Capt Neal: A Brilliant Thinker
"Joe" wrote in message oups.com... On Jan 30, 9:44 pm, "Scotty" wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Ted Bell wrote: Don't forget that Capt Neal can also levitate! I'm Ted Bell! Didn't you mean salivate? he really meant 'masturbate'. SBV A bit of both going on in teds and nellen's circle jerk. Joe Circle? A circle of one? Max |
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Capt Neal: A Brilliant Thinker
"Joe" wrote in message oups.com.. .. On Jan 30, 9:44 pm, "Scotty" wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Ted Bell wrote: Don't forget that Capt Neal can also levitate! I'm Ted Bell! Didn't you mean salivate? he really meant 'masturbate'. SBV A bit of both going on in teds and nellen's circle jerk. A circle of two? SBV |
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Capt Neal: A Brilliant Thinker
On Jan 31, 9:23 pm, "Scotty" wrote:
"Joe" wrote in message oups.com.. . On Jan 30, 9:44 pm, "Scotty" wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Ted Bell wrote: Don't forget that Capt Neal can also levitate! I'm Ted Bell! Didn't you mean salivate? he really meant 'masturbate'. SBV A bit of both going on in teds and nellen's circle jerk. A circle of two? Yeah and Nellie's the pivot man. He's fallen far for his status as a mariner, now he's the FN joke of asa. Joe SBV- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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