A skilled licenced sea captain wanted to become like Capt. Neal, so he
visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor,
"this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I
will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the skilled licenced
sea captain. "I've always wanted to be like Capt. Neal and I'm prepared to
take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the skilled licenced sea captain woke to find a
look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the
doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain
out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

Lonny
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