Ted Bell wrote:
Through his brilliant philosophy of reducing life to the essentials,
removing all distractions and living life as art the brilliant Master
Mariner himself, Capt Neal, has shown us the wisest path to take for living.

A sex change operation?

Bestowed with numerous and uncountable diseases, this poseur as a model keeps
only one, the title of "Master A-Hole", which is affixed to the reinforced
bulkhead of his highly modified butt.

We all salute him for the dumbbell he really is!

I'm Ted Bell!