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An open post to Capt. Neal
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:35:17 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message . .. On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:21:18 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max NOBODY snivels better than youdo, Jeff. This proves it beyond any doubt. Amend my previous statement, BB--you may leave ASA with my blessing. I'm confident others will concur. Max From the results in this thread responding to your unmitigated whine, it seems all are in agreement... regarding YOU. Even people you used to be able to count on for mindless loyalty have deserted you. Loyalty? Loyalty? I don't need no stinking loyalty. I'm guessing that even your mother is having second thoughts about you by now. She never had any doubt about me--that's why she left home (with Dad) when I was two. Max |
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An open post to Capt. Neal
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? |
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An open post to Capt. Neal
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max |
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An open post to Capt. Neal
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... |
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An open post to Capt. Neal
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with. Max |
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An open post to Capt. Neal
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message .. . Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with. Max I know what you were mixing it with...it would be redundant to ask... |
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An open post to Capt. Neal
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message . .. Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with. Max I know what you were mixing it with...it would be redundant to ask... The girls like cosmopolitans. Personally I hate 'em, so I drink the cranberry juice straight with a shot of rum chaser. g Max |
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An open post to Capt. Neal
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message .. . Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message .. . Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with. Max I know what you were mixing it with...it would be redundant to ask... The girls like cosmopolitans. Personally I hate 'em, so I drink the cranberry juice straight with a shot of rum chaser. g Max I knew there'd be rum involved... |
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An open post to Capt. Neal
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message . .. Maxprop wrote: "katy" wrote in message . .. Maxprop wrote: Capt. Neal Warren, The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky). When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness. Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck. Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren. It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it. Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest depravity to the fore? Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.) Max What the hell were you drinking this weekend? Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best response you could compile? Max Frankly? Yes....now answer the question... Cranberry juice. Satisfied? Max Got that problem again, huh? LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice. Max That's what they all say... You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with. Max I know what you were mixing it with...it would be redundant to ask... The girls like cosmopolitans. Personally I hate 'em, so I drink the cranberry juice straight with a shot of rum chaser. g Max I knew there'd be rum involved... Duh. Max |
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