Capt. Neal Warren,

The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize
the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've
chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a
sock puppet or two (if lucky).

When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting
John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming
great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting
mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at
a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the
whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned
the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon
greatness.

Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen
Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given
to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern.
Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate
the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been
transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other
words, you currently suck.

Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled
the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the
venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you
truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB,
Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy,
Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring
back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.

It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators
have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it.

Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your
duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest
depravity to the fore?

Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.)

Max

On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:21:18 -0500, Maxprop wrote
(in article . net):

Capt. Neal Warren,

The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize
the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've
chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a
sock puppet or two (if lucky).

When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting
John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming
great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting
mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at
a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the
whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned
the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon
greatness.

Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen
Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given
to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern.
Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate
the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been
transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other
words, you currently suck.

Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled
the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the
venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you
truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB,
Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy,
Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring
back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.

It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators
have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it.

Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your
duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest
depravity to the fore?

Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.)

Max



That was pathetic..........

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:21:18 -0500, Maxprop wrote
(in article . net):

Capt. Neal Warren,

The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize
the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've
chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a
sock puppet or two (if lucky).

When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting
John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming
great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting
mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at
a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the
whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned
the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon
greatness.

Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen
Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given
to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern.
Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate
the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been
transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other
words, you currently suck.

Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled
the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the
venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you
truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB,
Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy,
Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring
back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.

It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators
have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it.

Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your
duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest
depravity to the fore?

Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.)

Max



Things change man... It was good back in the day, but as I have learned over
my short 50 yrs... You can't go back and re-create the past. Well you can but
what is the point.. It is history and there it should stay. We should as
posters look to the future. Now why don't we talk about lizards.........

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Maxprop wrote:
Capt. Neal Warren,

The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to recognize
the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path you've
chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a
sock puppet or two (if lucky).

When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting
John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming
great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting
mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at
a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the
whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned
the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon
greatness.

Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen
Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given
to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern.
Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to stimulate
the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been
transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other
words, you currently suck.

Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that fueled
the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as the
venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If you
truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB,
Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy,
Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring
back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.

It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented instigators
have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it.

Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your
duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest
depravity to the fore?

Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.)

Max


What the hell were you drinking this weekend?

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...
Capt. Neal Warren,

The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to
recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue
the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a
few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky).

When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone,
spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow
Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage
with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say),
screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this
newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to
berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by
praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness.

Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent
Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart,
Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no
particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting
personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course
the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no
lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently
suck.

Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that
fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return
to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his
own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy,
Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom,
Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never
to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.

It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented
instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can
save it.

Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do
your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning
your deepest depravity to the fore?

Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya
did.)

Max


I, Capt. Neal Hubbard, shall never return. There are a couple or three
good reasons why this is the case. 1) Katysails, who after ten years
already with a broken heart from the good Captain's rejecting her sordid
advances, would have a stroke and go to her grave infatuated with but
rejected by the good Captain. 2) Jonathan Ganz, who after having spent
thousands of hours netkkkopping Capt. Neal, would have an LDS overdose
flashback, nervous breakdown brought on by failure thrown right up in
his pimply puss! 3) Old Thom would suffer a terminal orgasm.... 4) A
certain woman, whose identity shall remain a mystery, might appear with
paternity suit in hand.

I'm Wilbur Neal Hubbard respectfully!

Friends, sailors, sockpuppets, lend me your ears!
I come to bury Capt Neal, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Capt Neal. The noble Maxipad
Hath told you Capt Neal was ambitious;
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Capt Neal answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Maxipad and the rest-
For Maxipad is an honorable man;
So are they all, all honorable men-
Come I to speak in Capt Neal's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me;
But Maxipad says he was ambitious,
And Maxipad is an honorable man.
He hath brought much great wisdom to ASA,
Whose rantings did the newsgroup postings fill.
Did this in Capt Neal seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Capt Neal hath laughed;
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Maxipad says he was ambitious,
And Maxipad is an honorable man.
You all did see that on the newsgroup here
He was thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse. Was this ambition?
Yet Maxipad says he was ambitious,
And sure he is an honorable man.
I speak not to disprove what Maxipad spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause;
What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?
O judgement, thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
The cedar bucket is in the coffin there with Capt Neal,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:21:18 -0500, Maxprop wrote
(in article . net):

Capt. Neal Warren,

The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to
recognize
the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path
you've
chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a
sock puppet or two (if lucky).

When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting
John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming
great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a
disgusting
mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations
at
a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the
whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who
fanned
the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon
greatness.

Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent
Ellen
Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard,
given
to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or
pattern.
Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to
stimulate
the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been
transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In
other
words, you currently suck.

Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that
fueled
the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as
the
venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If
you
truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB,
Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy,
Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring
back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.

It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented
instigators
have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it.

Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your
duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your
deepest
depravity to the fore?

Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.)

Max



That was pathetic..........

Why, thank you.

Max

Sailer wrote in message ...
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:21:18 GMT, "Maxprop"
wrote:

Capt. Neal Warren,

The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to
recognize
the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path
you've
chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a
sock puppet or two (if lucky).

When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting
John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming
great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a
disgusting
mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations
at
a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the
whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned
the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon
greatness.

Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent Ellen
Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given
to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or
pattern.
Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to
stimulate
the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been
transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In
other
words, you currently suck.

Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that
fueled
the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as
the
venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If
you
truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB,
Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy,
Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring
back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.

It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented
instigators
have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it.

Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your
duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your deepest
depravity to the fore?

Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.)

Max

Could you repeat that please? I wasn't paying attention.

By all means.

Max

"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:21:18 -0500, Maxprop wrote
(in article . net):

Capt. Neal Warren,

The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to
recognize
the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the path
you've
chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few flonkers and a
sock puppet or two (if lucky).

When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting
John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming
great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a
disgusting
mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations
at
a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the
whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who
fanned
the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence here bordered upon
greatness.

Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent
Ellen
Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart, Hubbard,
given
to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or
pattern.
Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed to
stimulate
the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of this NG. You've been
transparent. You've left no lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In
other
words, you currently suck.

Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that
fueled
the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to us as
the
venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own mind. If
you
truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB,
Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy,
Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring
back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.

It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented
instigators
have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can save it.

Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your
duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your
deepest
depravity to the fore?

Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.)

Max



Things change man... It was good back in the day, but as I have learned
over
my short 50 yrs... You can't go back and re-create the past. Well you can
but
what is the point.. It is history and there it should stay. We should as
posters look to the future. Now why don't we talk about lizards.........

If the past can't be recreated, then ASA is toast.

The other alternative is for you and others to step up the bull**** and
blather. (Which is what I was seeking with that troll.)

Max

"katy" wrote in message
...
Maxprop wrote:
Capt. Neal Warren,

The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to
recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue the
path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a few
flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky).

When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone, spouting
John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow Coronado, claiming
great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage with LP (and a
disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic
accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished.
You were the whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps
Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence
here bordered upon greatness.

Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent
Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart,
Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no particular
plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've
failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of
this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting impression
beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently suck.

Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that
fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return to
us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his own
mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy, Jon,
Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr.
Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never to
return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.

It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented
instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can
save it.

Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do your
duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning your
deepest depravity to the fore?

Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya did.)

Max
What the hell were you drinking this weekend?

Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the best
response you could compile?

Max