"Maxprop" wrote in message
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Capt. Neal Warren,

The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed to
recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise. Continue
the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone, save for perhaps a
few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if lucky).

When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone,
spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow
Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing hide-the-sausage
with LP (and a disgusting mental image that conjures, I must say),
screaming homophobic accusations at a few chosen targets, etc., this
newsgroup flourished. You were the whipping boy everyone loved to
berate, except perhaps Gilligan, who fanned the flames a bit by
praising you. Your influence here bordered upon greatness.

Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed and
shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely inconsistent
Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant, misanthropic old fart,
Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse verbiage, and attacks with no
particular plan or pattern. Masquerading as less-than-interesting
personages, you've failed to stimulate the sanguine juices that course
the vasculature of this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no
lasting impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently
suck.

Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character that
fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so deeply. Return
to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and sailor-legend in his
own mind. If you truly care about this NG, if you don't want Katy,
Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron, Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom,
Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator, and myriad others to disappear, never
to return, bring back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.

It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented
instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only you can
save it.

Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup and do
your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service, summoning
your deepest depravity to the fore?

Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad ya
did.)

Max


I, Capt. Neal Hubbard, shall never return. There are a couple or three
good reasons why this is the case. 1) Katysails, who after ten years
already with a broken heart from the good Captain's rejecting her sordid
advances, would have a stroke and go to her grave infatuated with but
rejected by the good Captain. 2) Jonathan Ganz, who after having spent
thousands of hours netkkkopping Capt. Neal, would have an LDS overdose
flashback, nervous breakdown brought on by failure thrown right up in
his pimply puss! 3) Old Thom would suffer a terminal orgasm.... 4) A
certain woman, whose identity shall remain a mystery, might appear with
paternity suit in hand.

I'm Wilbur Neal Hubbard respectfully!