An open post to Capt. Neal
"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
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Maxprop wrote:
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Maxprop wrote:
Capt. Neal Warren,
The handwriting is on the wall. I'm surprised you have failed
to recognize the symptoms of ASA's rapidly approaching demise.
Continue the path you've chosen, and you will be here alone,
save for perhaps a few flonkers and a sock puppet or two (if
lucky).
When you posted as Neal Warren, lambasting just about everyone,
spouting John Birch rhetoric, lauding that piece of **** yellow
Coronado, claiming great oceanic conquests, playing
hide-the-sausage with LP (and a disgusting mental image that
conjures, I must say), screaming homophobic accusations at a few
chosen targets, etc., this newsgroup flourished. You were the
whipping boy everyone loved to berate, except perhaps Gilligan,
who fanned the flames a bit by praising you. Your influence
here bordered upon greatness.
Recently, however, you've chosen to appear as poorly-designed
and shoddily-executed sock puppets--the lame and completely
inconsistent Ellen Macarthur, and now as the miscreant,
misanthropic old fart, Hubbard, given to rancor, obtuse
verbiage, and attacks with no particular plan or pattern.
Masquerading as less-than-interesting personages, you've failed
to stimulate the sanguine juices that course the vasculature of
this NG. You've been transparent. You've left no lasting
impression beyond mediocrity. In other words, you currently
suck.
Unveil yourself, old man. Once again bring forth the character
that fueled the flames of passion of ASA for so long and so
deeply. Return to us as the venerable Capt. Neal, navigator- and
sailor-legend in his own mind. If you truly care about this NG,
if you don't want Katy, Jon, Scotty, Joe, BB, Mundo, Mooron,
Bubbles, Doug, Jeff, Marty, Thom, Mr. Milstead, Ozzy, Navigator,
and myriad others to disappear, never to return, bring
back--(drumroll, please)--Capt. Neal Warren.
It's up to you. Jax, Bubbles, and the few other truly talented
instigators have departed and left the NG in a shambles. Only
you can save it.
Will you rise to the call of your country . . . er, newsgroup
and do your duty?? Can you not hear the bugle-call to service,
summoning your deepest depravity to the fore?
Be a man. Step up. Return Capt. Neal to ASA. (You'll be glad
ya did.)
Max
What the hell were you drinking this weekend?
Dammit, Katy, it took me five minutes to type that. Is that the
best response you could compile?
Max
Frankly? Yes....now answer the question...
Cranberry juice. Satisfied?
Max
Got that problem again, huh?
LOL !!! No, I just like cranberry juice.
Max
That's what they all say...
You never inquired as to what I was mixing it with.
Max
I know what you were mixing it with...it would be redundant to ask...
The girls like cosmopolitans. Personally I hate 'em, so I drink the
cranberry juice straight with a shot of rum chaser. g
Max
I knew there'd be rum involved...
Duh.
Max
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