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Katy,

He complains about everything. He tolerates almost nothing. It's the way
he is, he can't help it. He accuses Bush of thousands of murders and
accuses me of constantly nym shifting and disrupting the entire newsgroup
(he speaks for everyone). You can't deal or reason with something like
that. The best is to be polite or just ignore it.

My socks are transparent and easy to trace. I change them often so my
feet don't stink. I only use 3-4 names that everyone knows. If he feels
so strongly he can report me to my ISP with all the evidence and get me
kicked off.

I am curious as to why he didn't say a word or do anything when someone
came in here under multiple identities and posted members names,
addresses, phone numbers, places of employment, pictures of their wives
and the like with obviously malicious intent.

He could killfile by ISP address if it is really an annoyance. But it
appears that he doesn't killfile anyone. What would be left to complain
about if he did? I am providing a valuable service by givng him something
that is not threatening in any way to complain about. So let him
complain, it's want he wants even if it is annoying, constant and
disruptive to the group.


I am curious as to what names you post under. I am curious as to who
Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, and various others are. But not curious enough
to track it down.

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Gilligan, Lloyd Bonifide, Babs Johnson and Bob Crantz.

Lloyd is a Korean War veteran, Babs is a blonde bombshell (both of these
characters are stolen from radio/cinema) and Bob Crantz is a religious
zealot but not homosexual. Gilligan, also a tv character stumbles through
life tripping over power cords, sticking his fingers in the wrong places,
getting shipwrecked multiple times, and has the lovely support of MaryAnn
who is always baking him a coconut cream pie.

The whole point is the corny, clumsy use of sock puppets in a self
slapsticking sort of way. There are rarely a few others just check the
headers, they are all the same. I am not Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, or any of
the others. The most fun I have is with Bobsprit, he is the master troller.
He really understands character flaws and can work them like no other. He's
like a slimy, twisty eel - once you think you've got him he just slips out
of it. He'll throw up roadblocks, red herrings and use every trick in the
book, in fact he wrote the book. He never acknowledges defeat. What a great
troller he is but will never measure up to Capt. Neal.


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"Gilligan" wrote in message
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Katy,

He complains about everything. He tolerates almost nothing. It's the way
he is, he can't help it. He accuses Bush of thousands of murders and
accuses me of constantly nym shifting and disrupting the entire
newsgroup (he speaks for everyone). You can't deal or reason with
something like that. The best is to be polite or just ignore it.

My socks are transparent and easy to trace. I change them often so my
feet don't stink. I only use 3-4 names that everyone knows. If he feels
so strongly he can report me to my ISP with all the evidence and get me
kicked off.

I am curious as to why he didn't say a word or do anything when someone
came in here under multiple identities and posted members names,
addresses, phone numbers, places of employment, pictures of their wives
and the like with obviously malicious intent.

He could killfile by ISP address if it is really an annoyance. But it
appears that he doesn't killfile anyone. What would be left to complain
about if he did? I am providing a valuable service by givng him
something that is not threatening in any way to complain about. So let
him complain, it's want he wants even if it is annoying, constant and
disruptive to the group.


I am curious as to what names you post under. I am curious as to who
Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, and various others are. But not curious enough
to track it down.

--
jlrogers±³©


Gilligan, Lloyd Bonifide, Babs Johnson and Bob Crantz.

Lloyd is a Korean War veteran, Babs is a blonde bombshell (both of these
characters are stolen from radio/cinema) and Bob Crantz is a religious
zealot but not homosexual. Gilligan, also a tv character stumbles through
life tripping over power cords, sticking his fingers in the wrong places,
getting shipwrecked multiple times, and has the lovely support of MaryAnn
who is always baking him a coconut cream pie.

The whole point is the corny, clumsy use of sock puppets in a self
slapsticking sort of way. There are rarely a few others just check the
headers, they are all the same. I am not Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, or any
of the others. The most fun I have is with Bobsprit, he is the master
troller. He really understands character flaws and can work them like no
other. He's like a slimy, twisty eel - once you think you've got him he
just slips out of it. He'll throw up roadblocks, red herrings and use
every trick in the book, in fact he wrote the book. He never acknowledges
defeat. What a great troller he is but will never measure up to Capt.
Neal.


I have read and enjoyed them all, though Bob Crantz is the real hoot, Amen!.
Gilligan makes my head hurt.
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jlrogers±³© wrote:
"Gilligan" wrote in message
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"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
. net...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
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Katy,

He complains about everything. He tolerates almost nothing. It's the way
he is, he can't help it. He accuses Bush of thousands of murders and
accuses me of constantly nym shifting and disrupting the entire
newsgroup (he speaks for everyone). You can't deal or reason with
something like that. The best is to be polite or just ignore it.

My socks are transparent and easy to trace. I change them often so my
feet don't stink. I only use 3-4 names that everyone knows. If he feels
so strongly he can report me to my ISP with all the evidence and get me
kicked off.

I am curious as to why he didn't say a word or do anything when someone
came in here under multiple identities and posted members names,
addresses, phone numbers, places of employment, pictures of their wives
and the like with obviously malicious intent.

He could killfile by ISP address if it is really an annoyance. But it
appears that he doesn't killfile anyone. What would be left to complain
about if he did? I am providing a valuable service by givng him
something that is not threatening in any way to complain about. So let
him complain, it's want he wants even if it is annoying, constant and
disruptive to the group.


I am curious as to what names you post under. I am curious as to who
Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, and various others are. But not curious enough
to track it down.

--
jlrogers±³©


Gilligan, Lloyd Bonifide, Babs Johnson and Bob Crantz.

Lloyd is a Korean War veteran, Babs is a blonde bombshell (both of these
characters are stolen from radio/cinema) and Bob Crantz is a religious
zealot but not homosexual. Gilligan, also a tv character stumbles through
life tripping over power cords, sticking his fingers in the wrong places,
getting shipwrecked multiple times, and has the lovely support of MaryAnn
who is always baking him a coconut cream pie.

The whole point is the corny, clumsy use of sock puppets in a self
slapsticking sort of way. There are rarely a few others just check the
headers, they are all the same. I am not Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, or any
of the others. The most fun I have is with Bobsprit, he is the master
troller. He really understands character flaws and can work them like no
other. He's like a slimy, twisty eel - once you think you've got him he
just slips out of it. He'll throw up roadblocks, red herrings and use
every trick in the book, in fact he wrote the book. He never acknowledges
defeat. What a great troller he is but will never measure up to Capt.
Neal.



I have read and enjoyed them all, though Bob Crantz is the real hoot, Amen!.
Gilligan makes my head hurt.


Oh, and he forgot to mention, katysails is a Gilligan sock puppet.
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"katy" wrote in message
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jlrogers±³© wrote:
"Gilligan" wrote in message
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"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
.net...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
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Katy,

He complains about everything. He tolerates almost nothing. It's the
way he is, he can't help it. He accuses Bush of thousands of murders
and accuses me of constantly nym shifting and disrupting the entire
newsgroup (he speaks for everyone). You can't deal or reason with
something like that. The best is to be polite or just ignore it.

My socks are transparent and easy to trace. I change them often so my
feet don't stink. I only use 3-4 names that everyone knows. If he feels
so strongly he can report me to my ISP with all the evidence and get me
kicked off.

I am curious as to why he didn't say a word or do anything when someone
came in here under multiple identities and posted members names,
addresses, phone numbers, places of employment, pictures of their wives
and the like with obviously malicious intent.

He could killfile by ISP address if it is really an annoyance. But it
appears that he doesn't killfile anyone. What would be left to complain
about if he did? I am providing a valuable service by givng him
something that is not threatening in any way to complain about. So let
him complain, it's want he wants even if it is annoying, constant and
disruptive to the group.


I am curious as to what names you post under. I am curious as to who
Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, and various others are. But not curious
enough to track it down.

--
jlrogers±³©


Gilligan, Lloyd Bonifide, Babs Johnson and Bob Crantz.

Lloyd is a Korean War veteran, Babs is a blonde bombshell (both of these
characters are stolen from radio/cinema) and Bob Crantz is a religious
zealot but not homosexual. Gilligan, also a tv character stumbles through
life tripping over power cords, sticking his fingers in the wrong places,
getting shipwrecked multiple times, and has the lovely support of MaryAnn
who is always baking him a coconut cream pie.

The whole point is the corny, clumsy use of sock puppets in a self
slapsticking sort of way. There are rarely a few others just check the
headers, they are all the same. I am not Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, or any
of the others. The most fun I have is with Bobsprit, he is the master
troller. He really understands character flaws and can work them like no
other. He's like a slimy, twisty eel - once you think you've got him he
just slips out of it. He'll throw up roadblocks, red herrings and use
every trick in the book, in fact he wrote the book. He never
acknowledges defeat. What a great troller he is but will never measure up
to Capt. Neal.



I have read and enjoyed them all, though Bob Crantz is the real hoot,
Amen!. Gilligan makes my head hurt.


Oh, and he forgot to mention, katysails is a Gilligan sock puppet.



And JG of course. That's why I'm upset, angry, and yelling... oh wait...


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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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"katy" wrote in message
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jlrogers±³© wrote:
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"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
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"Gilligan" wrote in message
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Katy,

He complains about everything. He tolerates almost nothing. It's the
way he is, he can't help it. He accuses Bush of thousands of murders
and accuses me of constantly nym shifting and disrupting the entire
newsgroup (he speaks for everyone). You can't deal or reason with
something like that. The best is to be polite or just ignore it.

My socks are transparent and easy to trace. I change them often so my
feet don't stink. I only use 3-4 names that everyone knows. If he
feels so strongly he can report me to my ISP with all the evidence and
get me kicked off.

I am curious as to why he didn't say a word or do anything when
someone came in here under multiple identities and posted members
names, addresses, phone numbers, places of employment, pictures of
their wives and the like with obviously malicious intent.

He could killfile by ISP address if it is really an annoyance. But it
appears that he doesn't killfile anyone. What would be left to
complain about if he did? I am providing a valuable service by givng
him something that is not threatening in any way to complain about. So
let him complain, it's want he wants even if it is annoying, constant
and disruptive to the group.


I am curious as to what names you post under. I am curious as to who
Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, and various others are. But not curious
enough to track it down.

--
jlrogers±³©


Gilligan, Lloyd Bonifide, Babs Johnson and Bob Crantz.

Lloyd is a Korean War veteran, Babs is a blonde bombshell (both of these
characters are stolen from radio/cinema) and Bob Crantz is a religious
zealot but not homosexual. Gilligan, also a tv character stumbles
through life tripping over power cords, sticking his fingers in the
wrong places, getting shipwrecked multiple times, and has the lovely
support of MaryAnn who is always baking him a coconut cream pie.

The whole point is the corny, clumsy use of sock puppets in a self
slapsticking sort of way. There are rarely a few others just check the
headers, they are all the same. I am not Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, or
any of the others. The most fun I have is with Bobsprit, he is the
master troller. He really understands character flaws and can work them
like no other. He's like a slimy, twisty eel - once you think you've got
him he just slips out of it. He'll throw up roadblocks, red herrings and
use every trick in the book, in fact he wrote the book. He never
acknowledges defeat. What a great troller he is but will never measure
up to Capt. Neal.



I have read and enjoyed them all, though Bob Crantz is the real hoot,
Amen!. Gilligan makes my head hurt.


Oh, and he forgot to mention, katysails is a Gilligan sock puppet.



And JG of course. That's why I'm upset, angry, and yelling... oh wait...


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NTF

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I have read and enjoyed them all, though Bob Crantz is

the real hoot,
Amen!. Gilligan makes my head hurt.


Oh, and he forgot to mention, katysails is a Gilligan

sock puppet.


And JG of course. That's why I'm upset, angry, and

yelling... oh wait...


and here I thought it was because you are anal.

Capt SV


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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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I have read and enjoyed them all, though Bob Crantz is

the real hoot,
Amen!. Gilligan makes my head hurt.

Oh, and he forgot to mention, katysails is a Gilligan

sock puppet.


And JG of course. That's why I'm upset, angry, and

yelling... oh wait...


and here I thought it was because you are anal.

Capt SV


That's what you think...

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katy wrote:
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I am curious as to what names you post under.

Gilligan, Lloyd Bonifide, Babs Johnson and Bob Crantz.


I have read and enjoyed them all, though Bob Crantz is the real hoot,
Amen!. Gilligan makes my head hurt.


Oh, and he forgot to mention, katysails is a Gilligan sock puppet.


And I am a katy sockpuppet, although for some bizarre reason the
keyboard seems to work properly when I use this nym.

Go figure.

//Walt

// Trivia: Babs Johnson was played by Glen Harris Milstead in the movies
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Walt wrote:
katy wrote:

jlrogers±³© wrote:

"Gilligan" wrote

"jlrogers±³©" wrote



I am curious as to what names you post under.


Gilligan, Lloyd Bonifide, Babs Johnson and Bob Crantz.



I have read and enjoyed them all, though Bob Crantz is the real hoot,
Amen!. Gilligan makes my head hurt.



Oh, and he forgot to mention, katysails is a Gilligan sock puppet.



And I am a katy sockpuppet, although for some bizarre reason the
keyboard seems to work properly when I use this nym.

Go figure.

//Walt

// Trivia: Babs Johnson was played by Glen Harris Milstead in the movies


(we knew that) BTW, my Walt side was really taking hold today...I
actually watched an interview of the Hill talking about the re-release
of her book...must now go expunge my mind...
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katy wrote:
Walt wrote:

And I am a katy sockpuppet, although for some bizarre reason the
keyboard seems to work properly when I use this nym.

Go figure.


(we knew that)


Well, of course you knew that. And I knew that you knew that. I know
everything you know, and you know everything I know, ya know what I mean?

Well, of course you do.


BTW, my Walt side was really taking hold today...I
actually watched an interview of the Hill talking about the re-release
of her book...must now go expunge my mind...


ohso that ekplains wy mine ypting ist going all to hell tihs oftornoon.

//walt


 
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