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Gilligan Gilligan is offline
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First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Aug 2006
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"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
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"Gilligan" wrote in message
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Katy,

He complains about everything. He tolerates almost nothing. It's the way
he is, he can't help it. He accuses Bush of thousands of murders and
accuses me of constantly nym shifting and disrupting the entire newsgroup
(he speaks for everyone). You can't deal or reason with something like
that. The best is to be polite or just ignore it.

My socks are transparent and easy to trace. I change them often so my
feet don't stink. I only use 3-4 names that everyone knows. If he feels
so strongly he can report me to my ISP with all the evidence and get me
kicked off.

I am curious as to why he didn't say a word or do anything when someone
came in here under multiple identities and posted members names,
addresses, phone numbers, places of employment, pictures of their wives
and the like with obviously malicious intent.

He could killfile by ISP address if it is really an annoyance. But it
appears that he doesn't killfile anyone. What would be left to complain
about if he did? I am providing a valuable service by givng him something
that is not threatening in any way to complain about. So let him
complain, it's want he wants even if it is annoying, constant and
disruptive to the group.


I am curious as to what names you post under. I am curious as to who
Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, and various others are. But not curious enough
to track it down.

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jlrogers±³©


Gilligan, Lloyd Bonifide, Babs Johnson and Bob Crantz.

Lloyd is a Korean War veteran, Babs is a blonde bombshell (both of these
characters are stolen from radio/cinema) and Bob Crantz is a religious
zealot but not homosexual. Gilligan, also a tv character stumbles through
life tripping over power cords, sticking his fingers in the wrong places,
getting shipwrecked multiple times, and has the lovely support of MaryAnn
who is always baking him a coconut cream pie.

The whole point is the corny, clumsy use of sock puppets in a self
slapsticking sort of way. There are rarely a few others just check the
headers, they are all the same. I am not Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, or any of
the others. The most fun I have is with Bobsprit, he is the master troller.
He really understands character flaws and can work them like no other. He's
like a slimy, twisty eel - once you think you've got him he just slips out
of it. He'll throw up roadblocks, red herrings and use every trick in the
book, in fact he wrote the book. He never acknowledges defeat. What a great
troller he is but will never measure up to Capt. Neal.