"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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That's right. Get out the hammer, or better yet go natural
and pick up a
rock, and smash that compass. Also, smash or remove
anything that isn't
natural. Take down those Dacron sails and burn them (no
matches please),
remove the aluminum mast and use something made of wood.
No stainless
fasteners please. While you're at it, remove all clothing
(Scotty will like
this)

and you won't?