Capt. JG wrote:
That's right. Get out the hammer, or better yet go natural and pick up a
rock, and smash that compass. Also, smash or remove anything that isn't
natural. Take down those Dacron sails and burn them (no matches please),
remove the aluminum mast and use something made of wood. No stainless
fasteners please. While you're at it, remove all clothing (Scotty will like
this) that isn't 100% natural fibers.


Don't forget the boat is made out of evil fiberglass. And
God hates people with indoor plumbing, too.

DSK