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katy February 16th 06 02:37 PM

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Maxprop wrote:
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Curling is a Canadian sport.


Curb your tongue, woman. Lake Superior State University, at The Soo,
has two varsity sports: men's hockey and curling.


Max

Yeah...and what did I say about native Michiganders? They're just
canadians waving an American flag....


I'd have to agree with that, if applied to yoopers. But the lower P.
folks are more like Hoosiers and Ill-annoyans.

Max


Only if they're from east of the Lansing/Saginaw line and below Benton
Harbor...and then you have to eliminate the Dutch element...



You'd wipe out Holland?

Max


You have to ask that? Lake Muck can go too....Better qualify that
for anyone reading from the Netherlands..I Don't mean you...I mean
the "fake" Hollanders who live in Western Michigan...

katy February 16th 06 02:38 PM

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We should give Michigan back to Canada!


No, no, no. I'm about to move to Michigan.

No way do I want to be a . . . . (gulp) cannuck.

Max

You weren't born there so you don't qualify...


WHAT? You mean there are no naturalized cannucks???

(whew)

Max


Once an Illiner, always an Illiner...



Hoosier. Please--calling me an Ill-annoyan is derisive beyond belief.

Max


OPK...Hoser....um...Hoosier....

Bob Crantz February 16th 06 02:40 PM

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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Then again I could move to Canada and suckle at the government teat like
someone else we know and . . . um, know.


When you start payin' 49% of your income in taxes and Pension, EI and
Health Care..... then you can talk to me.... until then.... I'll keep
filing online and collecting what I paid into.




You pay only 49%?

That's a bargain!

Pension = 13% 401K + 13% Social security = 26%

Income tax = ~25% Fed + 5% State = 30%

Health Insurance = 15%

Total = 71%

I'm moving to Canada!!!!!!

Amen!

Mooron you teat sucking crybaby!

Be a man, come to America and pay real taxes!!

Like a man should!!!!!!


CM




katy February 16th 06 02:45 PM

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Capt.Mooron wrote:
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Then again I could move to Canada and suckle at the government teat like
someone else we know and . . . um, know.



When you start payin' 49% of your income in taxes and Pension, EI and Health
Care..... then you can talk to me.... until then.... I'll keep filing
online and collecting what I paid into.

CM


Mooron, any American that makes any kind of real income usually pays
more than 40%...unless he's lucky enough to be some muti-mollionaire
with Cayman Isalnd tax shelters...

katy February 16th 06 02:46 PM

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Frank Boettcher wrote:
On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 05:05:59 GMT, "Maxprop"
wrote:


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
ink.net...

Ever consider that aerial stuff is really not for someone of any age. It
all just shows up later in life.

Look at all the young age mogul fiends getting new hips later in life.


My knees began to give me problems in college after the better part of 10
years as a catcher. I still suffer some issues with them. Your point is
well taken.

Max




When I coached youth baseball, which I did for about 10 years the
hardest position to fill was catcher. Seems like those that could
didn't want to and those that wanted to suffered from bat swing blink.
One of my sons caught for a number of those seasons, however
reluctantly. He was always beat up.

Frank


Max bears the scaars to this day....

Bob Crantz February 16th 06 04:00 PM

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Only 4 Sundays to a month.

What calendar are you using?


Amen!

"Albert Frankenstein" wrote in message
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So you won't come to the US during a month of Sundays, which never
occurs.


He didn't say 'during' a month of Sundays, he said 'in' a month of
Sundays, which occurs every 30 or 31 weeks.

--
Albert Frankenstein

Annoy a liberal: Work. Succeed. Be happy.



"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

If we send you to Canada do we get Mooron in return?

Not in a month of Sundays would I ever set foot again in your country.

CM


So you won't come to the US during a month of Sundays, which never
occurs.

How about any time else? You're always welcome to come and visit and even
move here. Americans are friendly!

Amen!






Bob Crantz February 16th 06 04:01 PM

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You can own your own business and pay yourself dividends and a very low
salary.



"katy" wrote in message
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Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Maxprop" wrote in message


Then again I could move to Canada and suckle at the government teat like
someone else we know and . . . um, know.



When you start payin' 49% of your income in taxes and Pension, EI and
Health Care..... then you can talk to me.... until then.... I'll keep
filing online and collecting what I paid into.

CM

Mooron, any American that makes any kind of real income usually pays more
than 40%...unless he's lucky enough to be some muti-mollionaire with
Cayman Isalnd tax shelters...




katy February 16th 06 04:09 PM

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Bob Crantz wrote:
You can own your own business and pay yourself dividends and a very low
salary.



"katy" wrote in message
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Capt.Mooron wrote:

"Maxprop" wrote in message



Then again I could move to Canada and suckle at the government teat like
someone else we know and . . . um, know.


When you start payin' 49% of your income in taxes and Pension, EI and
Health Care..... then you can talk to me.... until then.... I'll keep
filing online and collecting what I paid into.

CM


Mooron, any American that makes any kind of real income usually pays more
than 40%...unless he's lucky enough to be some muti-mollionaire with
Cayman Isalnd tax shelters...




Been there...

Capt.Mooron February 16th 06 04:46 PM

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

Gosh, Mooron you sound like the paranoid one. Homeland Security is the
21st Century version of the Keystone Cops. Look at all the weight lifting
equipment and entertainment centers it paid for in all the fire and police
departments across the country.


No thanks...... too many "Canadians" have found themselves in a Syrian
Prison. Plus I would need to apply for a VISA to enter. That alone would
place me on a list.


So come on down! Americans are friendly!


Yup they sure'nuf are.....


You ain't nobody if you're not on a list!


I ain't nobody now..... let's leave it that way shall we.


So big, bad Mooron is afraid to visit America? Come on, you must be
kidding!


Afraid..... Nah.... not willing to submit to retinal scans, and
fingerprinting... Shure.


Even Capt Rob isn't afraid of NY! And you are????


Robert is an American..... he is the prime example of a NYC'r


So Robbie has more guts than you?? Is that what I'm hearing?????


Robert has no option..... he has a fear of travelling anywhere.


Say it ain't so!


It ain't so..... I just wouldn't ever set foot in your country again is
all.
Anyway.... I hate overpopulated towns separated by billboards.

You on the other hand could move to Canada.....

CM



Capt.Mooron February 16th 06 04:54 PM

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"katy" wrote in message

They won't let him in...


Hah... no criminal record, cleared for security to enter Diamond Cutting
Facilities, Cleared on Interpol, Permit for restricted weapons, Cleared for
Diamond Mine High Security Zone entry, Security Clearance for Airside
Operations at Airports..... it would be a breeze to gain access to the USA

I just don't like your country! .... get over it!

I won't even take a flight that stops in the USA.....

CM




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