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"Maxprop" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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The US wins in contrived events.

Snowboarding?

They will not win in manly winter sports such as downhill skiing, the
biathalon, cross country skiing, ice hockey or ski jumping.

Venue ticket sales:

Snowboarding: sold out and SRO--most popular event at the Games.

See the interview with the American gold medal winners?

"Like wow man! It was awesome! Totally tubular! Dude!"




Downhill: SRO, and lots of room along the course that the organizers had
hoped would be filled. And it's one of the best downhill courses in the
world.

Goes to show how few manly men are left.


Biathalon: "Whazzat" (average Olympics spectator query)

Every NRA member knows what the biathalon is!


X-C racing: Most of the course looks like a wilderness, devoid of people
or other signs of life


And the problem is...?

Hockey: Men's: less than 50% ticket sales, women's: about 85% ticket
sales. finals sold out for women's, but still about 60% for men's

Proves there are more manly women than manly men. Who wouldn't want to see
women fight?


Ski jumping: sold out. Okay, everyone finds that fascinating, if
maniacal.


Manly, yes, but they're all waiting for disaster!

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

We should give Michigan back to Canada!

Amen!

We don't want them.

CM

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Did you hear that the Olympic committee approached the Canadian Women's
Hockey Team and asked them to score less goals..... their shut-outs and wide
margin wins are depressing the remaining teams. Bwahahahahahahahaaa

CM

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Bob Crantz wrote:
We should give Michigan back to Canada!

Amen!


"katy" wrote in message
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Bob Crantz wrote:

"katy" wrote in message
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Bob Crantz wrote:


The US wins in contrived events.

Snowboarding?

They will not win in manly winter sports such as downhill skiing, the
biathalon, cross country skiing, ice hockey or ski jumping.

They win in hippie events like snowboarding or pagentry events like
figure skating.

Thank God alpine climbing is not a winter event, the US would lose at
that too.

Too many fat kids with imbecile parents. Inneffective public schools.
Video games. It's all going to hell in a handbasket.

Amen!

"Scotty" wrote in message
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Gold Medal Count

United States 3
Russia 2
Norway 1


Where's Canaduh?


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's

really sad.



Amen!




Snowboarding is a Michigan sport. Boarding in half-pipes is dangerous.
We taught out kids to ski, but refrained from the whole board business,
not wanting to deal with the broken bones issues in the learning process.


Curling is the Michigan sport! (Actually, ski jumping on the UP).

Half pipes are contrived, man made.

None of this is in the true spirit of the Olympics! The true spirit is
well-muscled Greek men coated with olive oil and wrestling each other, or
some beraggled guy in sandals running 26 miles to watch the olive oil men
wrestle.

What we have today is so gay!

Women in the Olympics should wear long skirts for modesty. Now the run
around half naked or in some skin type rubber suit!

Why are women in the Olympics anyway?

The should be holding the urns of olive oil!

It should be just olive oil coated men wrestling!

Amen!

Curling is a Canadian sport.



OK by me... ha;f my relatives live there already anyway...

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Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message


We should give Michigan back to Canada!

Amen!


We don't want them.

CM


Native Michiganders (excluding anyone from the Metro Detroit/Ann
Arbor area) are more like Canadians anyway...

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"katy" wrote in message
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Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message


We should give Michigan back to Canada!

Amen!


We don't want them.

CM


Native Michiganders (excluding anyone from the Metro Detroit/Ann Arbor
area) are more like Canadians anyway...

We still don't want them..... they are "tainted"....

CM

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Capt.Mooron wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Capt.Mooron wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message



We should give Michigan back to Canada!

Amen!


We don't want them.

CM



Native Michiganders (excluding anyone from the Metro Detroit/Ann Arbor
area) are more like Canadians anyway...


We still don't want them..... they are "tainted"....

CM


Nah...they already drink the right beer....

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Capt.Mooron wrote:
We still don't want them..... they are "tainted"....


??

What is it that you're sayin' they tain't?

DSK

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DSK wrote:
Capt.Mooron wrote:

We still don't want them..... they are "tainted"....


??

What is it that you're sayin' they tain't?

DSK

They t'ain't Canucks...

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:GFmIf.81$Nr5.77@clgrps13...
Did you hear that the Olympic committee approached the
Canadian Women's
Hockey Team and asked them to take a gender test?

Uh, oh