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Bob Crantz February 13th 06 07:35 PM

US Poor Olympic Showing
 
American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's really sad.

Amen!



Capt. JG February 13th 06 08:13 PM

US Poor Olympic Showing
 
Maybe Bodi should consider not drinking before his matches....

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's really sad.

Amen!




Albert Frankenstein February 13th 06 10:35 PM

US Poor Olympic Showing
 
I can't explain why, but usually USA starts out slow at the Olympics. Wait
until it is over and then see the medal count. Too early to say if USA has
had a poor showing or not.

"American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's really sad." Crantz
says while dripping pop and dropping chip crumbs on his keyboard.

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Albert Frankenstein


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. net...
American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's really sad.

Amen!




Scotty February 13th 06 10:53 PM

US Poor Olympic Showing
 
I was bummed when Apollo Ono screwed up.

Scotty


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. net...
American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's

really sad.

Amen!





Scotty February 13th 06 11:57 PM

US Poor Olympic Showing
 
Gold Medal Count

United States 3
Russia 2
Norway 1


Where's Canaduh?


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. net...
American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's

really sad.

Amen!





Bob Crantz February 14th 06 01:05 AM

US Poor Olympic Showing
 
The US wins in contrived events.

Snowboarding?

They will not win in manly winter sports such as downhill skiing, the
biathalon, cross country skiing, ice hockey or ski jumping.

They win in hippie events like snowboarding or pagentry events like figure
skating.

Thank God alpine climbing is not a winter event, the US would lose at that
too.

Too many fat kids with imbecile parents. Inneffective public schools. Video
games. It's all going to hell in a handbasket.

Amen!

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Gold Medal Count

United States 3
Russia 2
Norway 1


Where's Canaduh?


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. net...
American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's

really sad.

Amen!







katy February 14th 06 03:02 AM

US Poor Olympic Showing
 
Bob Crantz wrote:
The US wins in contrived events.

Snowboarding?

They will not win in manly winter sports such as downhill skiing, the
biathalon, cross country skiing, ice hockey or ski jumping.

They win in hippie events like snowboarding or pagentry events like figure
skating.

Thank God alpine climbing is not a winter event, the US would lose at that
too.

Too many fat kids with imbecile parents. Inneffective public schools. Video
games. It's all going to hell in a handbasket.

Amen!

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

Gold Medal Count

United States 3
Russia 2
Norway 1


Where's Canaduh?


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...

American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's


really sad.

Amen!






Snowboarding is a Michigan sport. Boarding in half-pipes is
dangerous. We taught out kids to ski, but refrained from the whole
board business, not wanting to deal with the broken bones issues in
the learning process.

Joe February 14th 06 03:03 AM

US Poor Olympic Showing
 
thats 4 golds for the USA Scotty not 3


Bob Crantz February 14th 06 03:29 AM

US Poor Olympic Showing
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
Bob Crantz wrote:
The US wins in contrived events.

Snowboarding?

They will not win in manly winter sports such as downhill skiing, the
biathalon, cross country skiing, ice hockey or ski jumping.

They win in hippie events like snowboarding or pagentry events like
figure skating.

Thank God alpine climbing is not a winter event, the US would lose at
that too.

Too many fat kids with imbecile parents. Inneffective public schools.
Video games. It's all going to hell in a handbasket.

Amen!

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

Gold Medal Count

United States 3
Russia 2
Norway 1


Where's Canaduh?


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
nk.net...

American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's

really sad.

Amen!






Snowboarding is a Michigan sport. Boarding in half-pipes is dangerous.
We taught out kids to ski, but refrained from the whole board business,
not wanting to deal with the broken bones issues in the learning process.


Curling is the Michigan sport! (Actually, ski jumping on the UP).

Half pipes are contrived, man made.

None of this is in the true spirit of the Olympics! The true spirit is
well-muscled Greek men coated with olive oil and wrestling each other, or
some beraggled guy in sandals running 26 miles to watch the olive oil men
wrestle.

What we have today is so gay!

Women in the Olympics should wear long skirts for modesty. Now the run
around half naked or in some skin type rubber suit!

Why are women in the Olympics anyway?

The should be holding the urns of olive oil!

It should be just olive oil coated men wrestling!

Amen!



Joe February 14th 06 03:48 AM

US Poor Olympic Showing
 
Katy ....snowboarding is no more prone to breaking bones than skiing.

Joe



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