"Maxprop" wrote in message
At least it sounds as if you're doing your part to maintain the reputation
of Texas/Oklahoma area. If you really want to emulate them, you should
always ask foreigners, "Say, (fill in the blank: Froggie, Raghead,
Krautman, Wop boy, etc.), why in hell ain't you never larned tuh speak
English, huh?"

No no no Max...... it's "why the hell ain't you never larned to speak
American".... nobody from the USA refers to the language as "english"!! ;-)

CM