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Crantz Babtizing Mooron
Mooron is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon
a Rev Crantz baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the Bob. Bob Crantz turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks Mooron, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" Mooron answers, "Yes, I am." So then Bob grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks Mooron, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?" Mooron replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." Crantz shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" Mooron again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time Bob Crantz is at his wits end and dunks Mooron in the water again--but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. Preacher Bob again asks Mooron, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" Mooron wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to Bob, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?" |
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Old joke, but still funny.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com wrote in message ups.com... Mooron is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a Rev Crantz baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the Bob. Bob Crantz turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks Mooron, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" Mooron answers, "Yes, I am." So then Bob grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks Mooron, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?" Mooron replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." Crantz shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" Mooron again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time Bob Crantz is at his wits end and dunks Mooron in the water again--but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. Preacher Bob again asks Mooron, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" Mooron wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to Bob, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?" |
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How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters? Joe |
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Poor Gaynz. The idiot spends more and more time changing his name
to avoid being ****-canned. The little Putz apparently does not know how a wild card functions in the field of a delete rule. He's got such a short name that three variations of the wild card kill every iteration the Gay one can make. CN wrote in message ups.com... How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the letters? Joe |
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avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service, since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted. wrote: How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the letters? Joe |
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Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads
of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove his abuse. Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah! The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it. CN "Bell" wrote in message . .. avoiding kill-files? Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service, since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted. wrote: How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the letters? Joe |
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Just screwing with Nelly...
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com wrote in message ups.com... How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the letters? Joe |
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That's bull**** and you know it. Another sockpuppet... go away.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Bell" wrote in message . .. avoiding kill-files? Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service, since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted. wrote: How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the letters? Joe |
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As usual, you're full of ****.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove his abuse. Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah! The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it. CN "Bell" wrote in message . .. avoiding kill-files? Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service, since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted. wrote: How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the letters? Joe |
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Yeah, well I guess I gave him more credit than he's worth. I thought that
anyone who'd been around (especially this) newsgroups for any length of time already knew this. My bad. Humbly, bell Capt. Neal® wrote: Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove his abuse. Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah! The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it. CN "Bell" wrote in message . .. avoiding kill-files? Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service, since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted. wrote: How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the letters? Joe |
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