Mooron is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon
a Rev Crantz baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into
the water and subsequently bumps into the Bob.

Bob Crantz turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol, whereupon he asks Mooron, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Mooron answers, "Yes, I am."

So then Bob grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up
and asks Mooron, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?" Mooron replies, "No,
I haven't found Jesus."

Crantz shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water
and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" Mooron again
answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time Bob Crantz is at his wits end and dunks Mooron in
the water again--but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. Preacher
Bob again asks Mooron, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

Mooron wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to Bob, "Are you
sure this is where he fell in?"