Crantz Babtizing Mooron
 

Mooron is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon
a Rev Crantz baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into
the water and subsequently bumps into the Bob.

Bob Crantz turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol, whereupon he asks Mooron, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Mooron answers, "Yes, I am."

So then Bob grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up
and asks Mooron, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?" Mooron replies, "No,
I haven't found Jesus."

Crantz shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water
and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" Mooron again
answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time Bob Crantz is at his wits end and dunks Mooron in
the water again--but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. Preacher
Bob again asks Mooron, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

Mooron wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to Bob, "Are you
sure this is where he fell in?"

Old joke, but still funny.

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wrote in message
ups.com...
Mooron is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon
a Rev Crantz baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into
the water and subsequently bumps into the Bob.

Bob Crantz turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol, whereupon he asks Mooron, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Mooron answers, "Yes, I am."

So then Bob grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up
and asks Mooron, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?" Mooron replies, "No,
I haven't found Jesus."

Crantz shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water
and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" Mooron again
answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time Bob Crantz is at his wits end and dunks Mooron in
the water again--but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. Preacher
Bob again asks Mooron, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

Mooron wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to Bob, "Are you
sure this is where he fell in?"

How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe

Poor Gaynz. The idiot spends more and more time changing his name
to avoid being ****-canned. The little Putz apparently does not know
how a wild card functions in the field of a delete rule. He's got
such a short name that three variations of the wild card kill
every iteration the Gay one can make.

CN

wrote in message ups.com...
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe

avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service,
since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe

Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads
of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had
hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to
go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove
his abuse.

Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah!

The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message . ..
avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service,
since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe

Just screwing with Nelly...

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wrote in message
ups.com...
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe

That's bull**** and you know it. Another sockpuppet... go away.

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"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of
service, since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe

As usual, you're full of ****.

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www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads
of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had
hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to
go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove
his abuse.

Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah!

The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of
service,
since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe

Yeah, well I guess I gave him more credit than he's worth. I thought that
anyone who'd been around (especially this) newsgroups for any length of time
already knew this. My bad.

Humbly,
bell

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads
of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had
hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to
go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove
his abuse.

Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah!

The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service,
since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe