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[email protected] December 7th 04 07:28 PM

Crantz Babtizing Mooron
 
Mooron is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon
a Rev Crantz baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into
the water and subsequently bumps into the Bob.

Bob Crantz turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol, whereupon he asks Mooron, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Mooron answers, "Yes, I am."

So then Bob grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up
and asks Mooron, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?" Mooron replies, "No,
I haven't found Jesus."

Crantz shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water
and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" Mooron again
answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time Bob Crantz is at his wits end and dunks Mooron in
the water again--but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. Preacher
Bob again asks Mooron, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

Mooron wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to Bob, "Are you
sure this is where he fell in?"


Jonat han Gan z December 7th 04 07:52 PM

Old joke, but still funny.

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wrote in message
ups.com...
Mooron is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon
a Rev Crantz baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into
the water and subsequently bumps into the Bob.

Bob Crantz turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol, whereupon he asks Mooron, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Mooron answers, "Yes, I am."

So then Bob grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up
and asks Mooron, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?" Mooron replies, "No,
I haven't found Jesus."

Crantz shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water
and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" Mooron again
answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time Bob Crantz is at his wits end and dunks Mooron in
the water again--but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. Preacher
Bob again asks Mooron, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

Mooron wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to Bob, "Are you
sure this is where he fell in?"




[email protected] December 7th 04 07:57 PM

How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe


Capt. Neal® December 7th 04 07:59 PM

Poor Gaynz. The idiot spends more and more time changing his name
to avoid being ****-canned. The little Putz apparently does not know
how a wild card functions in the field of a delete rule. He's got
such a short name that three variations of the wild card kill
every iteration the Gay one can make.

CN

wrote in message ups.com...
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe


Bell December 7th 04 08:00 PM

avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service,
since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe





Capt. Neal® December 7th 04 08:05 PM

Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads
of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had
hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to
go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove
his abuse.

Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah!

The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message . ..
avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service,
since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe





Jonat han Gan z December 7th 04 08:46 PM

Just screwing with Nelly...

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wrote in message
ups.com...
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe




Jonat han Gan z December 7th 04 08:47 PM

That's bull**** and you know it. Another sockpuppet... go away.

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www.sailnow.com

"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of
service, since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe







Jonat han Gan z December 7th 04 08:48 PM

As usual, you're full of ****.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads
of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had
hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to
go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove
his abuse.

Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah!

The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of
service,
since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe







Bell December 7th 04 10:32 PM

Yeah, well I guess I gave him more credit than he's worth. I thought that
anyone who'd been around (especially this) newsgroups for any length of time
already knew this. My bad.

Humbly,
bell

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads
of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had
hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to
go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove
his abuse.

Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah!

The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service,
since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe





Jo nat han Gan z December 7th 04 11:00 PM

No. You're stupid.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bell" wrote in message
.. .
Yeah, well I guess I gave him more credit than he's worth. I thought that
anyone who'd been around (especially this) newsgroups for any length of
time already knew this. My bad.

Humbly,
bell

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads
of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had
hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to
go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove
his abuse.

Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah!

The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of
service,
since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe







Capt. Neal® December 7th 04 11:21 PM

That's OK, I've got plenty enough to make a good case for abuse
to Supernews. I went back a whole month and have all of his posts
now. The he pulled the change the name to avoid the kill file trick
several weeks ago but in the last couple of days he has nailed
himself to the wall.

I've just to get them all attached to the abuse letter to Supernews.

Before doing so I will make it all available to any of you who are
offended by his violating his TOS. I won't mention names but
it looks like there are at least three or four others willing
to report the Gaynz for abuse as well.

I'd say he has a very good chance of having to fine another
news server.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message .. .
Yeah, well I guess I gave him more credit than he's worth. I thought that
anyone who'd been around (especially this) newsgroups for any length of time
already knew this. My bad.

Humbly,
bell

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads
of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had
hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to
go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove
his abuse.

Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah!

The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of service,
since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe






Jo nath an Gan z December 7th 04 11:52 PM

I think you have a very good chance of being admitted into another mental
ward.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
That's OK, I've got plenty enough to make a good case for abuse
to Supernews. I went back a whole month and have all of his posts
now. The he pulled the change the name to avoid the kill file trick
several weeks ago but in the last couple of days he has nailed
himself to the wall.

I've just to get them all attached to the abuse letter to Supernews.

Before doing so I will make it all available to any of you who are
offended by his violating his TOS. I won't mention names but
it looks like there are at least three or four others willing
to report the Gaynz for abuse as well.

I'd say he has a very good chance of having to fine another
news server.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message
.. .
Yeah, well I guess I gave him more credit than he's worth. I thought
that
anyone who'd been around (especially this) newsgroups for any length of
time
already knew this. My bad.

Humbly,
bell

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Too bad you had to mention that. I've already got loads
of evidence of his violating his TOS agreement. I had
hoped to get many more. I have an abuse letter ready to
go except for attaching fifty of sixty headers that prove
his abuse.

Bwahahahhahahahahhahahahah!

The Gay One booted off Supernews - ya gotta love it.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
avoiding kill-files?
Wonder if he knows that it is a violation of the Supernews terms of
service,
since he keeps mentioning that others have been booted.






wrote:
How come your name keeps getting more and more spaces between the
letters?

Joe








Capt. Neal® December 8th 04 01:12 AM

Give me your real e-mail and I happily forward a copy of the
abuse letter to you.

CN

wrote in message ...
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 18:21:07 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote:

That's OK, I've got plenty enough to make a good case for abuse
to Supernews. I went back a whole month and have all of his posts
now. The he pulled the change the name to avoid the kill file trick
several weeks ago but in the last couple of days he has nailed
himself to the wall.

I've just to get them all attached to the abuse letter to Supernews.

Before doing so I will make it all available to any of you who are
offended by his violating his TOS. I won't mention names but
it looks like there are at least three or four others willing
to report the Gaynz for abuse as well.

I'd say he has a very good chance of having to fine another
news server.

CN


Just more talk and hot air from the lonely loser.

Action? That would take balls. I guess that leaves you out.

BB




Jo n ath an Gan z December 8th 04 01:25 AM

Bwahahaha.... well, gee, I'm soooo scared! I bet they'll get a great big
laugh out of it. Did you do it in crayon?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Give me your real e-mail and I happily forward a copy of the
abuse letter to you.

CN

wrote in message
...
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 18:21:07 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

That's OK, I've got plenty enough to make a good case for abuse
to Supernews. I went back a whole month and have all of his posts
now. The he pulled the change the name to avoid the kill file trick
several weeks ago but in the last couple of days he has nailed
himself to the wall.

I've just to get them all attached to the abuse letter to Supernews.

Before doing so I will make it all available to any of you who are
offended by his violating his TOS. I won't mention names but
it looks like there are at least three or four others willing
to report the Gaynz for abuse as well.

I'd say he has a very good chance of having to fine another
news server.

CN


Just more talk and hot air from the lonely loser.

Action? That would take balls. I guess that leaves you out.

BB






Scott Vernon December 8th 04 02:21 AM

it's


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Give me your real e-mail and I happily forward a copy of the
abuse letter to you.

CN

wrote in message

...
On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 18:21:07 -0500, Capt. Neal®

wrote:

That's OK, I've got plenty enough to make a good case for abuse
to Supernews. I went back a whole month and have all of his posts
now. The he pulled the change the name to avoid the kill file

trick
several weeks ago but in the last couple of days he has nailed
himself to the wall.

I've just to get them all attached to the abuse letter to

Supernews.

Before doing so I will make it all available to any of you who

are
offended by his violating his TOS. I won't mention names but
it looks like there are at least three or four others willing
to report the Gaynz for abuse as well.

I'd say he has a very good chance of having to fine another
news server.

CN


Just more talk and hot air from the lonely loser.

Action? That would take balls. I guess that leaves you out.

BB







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