How did Mooron fall on the deck?
He tripped over the cordless phone!

Why can't mooron dial 911?
He can't find the 11 on the phone!

Why did mooron climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side!

Why was mooron hitting his head against the wall?
Because it felt so good when he stopped !

Why is mooron going to the airport turn around and go home?
Because he saw the sign that said "Airport Left"!

How do you drown a mooron?
Put Overproof scratch-n-sniff stickers at the bottom of the pool!

How did mooron try to kill a fish?
He tried to drown it!

Why did mooron drive his truck off the bridge?
He wanted to check his airbrakes!

Why did it take mooron an hour to eat breakfast?
Because the orange juice carton said Concentrate!

Did you hear about the mooron that got an AM radio?
It took him a month to realize he could play it at night!

How can you tell when Mooron has been using the computer?
There is white-out all over the screen!

What did mooron say when he saw Cheerios?
Oh Look, Doughnut seeds!

How do you keep a mooron in suspense?
I'll tell you in 6 weeks!

How did Mooron break his arm while raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree!

Why can't mooron make Kool-aid?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water into that little pack!

Did you hear what happened to the Candian ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.

Why does mooron like lightning?
He thinks someone is taking his picture.

Why did Mooron scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you make mooron laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Have fun

Joe

Hah Ha Ha....

Will do Joe... workin' 7/12s

CM

"Overproof" wrote...
Hah Ha Ha....

Will do Joe... workin' 7/12s

That's Candjun hours, in US hours it's only , like, 5/8s.

Scotty