Amazing how much time this fool spends on deleting my posts. What a fool.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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My Dear, intelligent, desirable, accomplished, attractive,
skilled, upstanding, alluring, long-legged, blonde bombshell,
hunk of conservative Republican womanhood.

Not to worry . . .

I found a better way to deal with Gaynz's pungent, puerile posts.

It gives greater satisfaction and unlike yourself, I have enough
of time to deal with Gaynz's posts one by one. It's especially
gratifying lately to see him post 20 or 30 times and to note by
the headers that he rarely gets a response any more. I guess
subscribers are kill-filling him, ignoring him or deleting him more
and more as long as he refuses to see the error of his ways and
the uselessness of his posts.

What I did was put the little red X (delete) on the menu bar (right
click empty spot on menu bar and choose customize). Then I highlight
a Gaynz header, then I hit the little red X and away the header and
post goes, never to be seen again.

Now, if only I could figure out how to associate a sound with the
delete action. Any Window's XP experts out there know how? I'd
appreciate the tip. It would be hilarious to delete a Gaynz post and
hear a scream, or a baby crying, or a "No, no, no - not again,"
in a wimpy little voice. Maybe the sound of machine gun fire would
be nice once in a while. If I could set up a random rotation of sound
bites, it would be hilarious!

Hahhahah aha hahah ha ahhahahahha aha ah a ah ahahaha!
I was just thinking of the sound of a toilet flushing and
imagining Gaynz swirling down the drain with the rest of
the turds.

PS Enjoyed reading all your posts. You liven up this group
quite a bit. We poor old sailors have so few young, charming
women in our lives. Hope you have more time around the holiday
to drop in and add your abundant grace and charm to the
proceedings.

PPS Hey, what's the deal with the Good Captain Mooron being
so fortunate to receive a photo of you? What do I have
to do to receive one? (I did my best to butter you up in
the greeting) I promise I would not share
such a treasure with anyone else. I promise I would not
do a Photoshop job on it like I did with Katysails. I promise
I would keep it clean and stain free. (No, not what you're
probably thinking - it's the cat who likes to smell everything
with his wet little nose.

Very Respectfully,
Capt. Neal


It's almost as good as punching the little psycho in the nose.

CN




"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:kCeqd.78629$EZ.67176@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

I couldn't believe it. I set up a rule in OE for any post
with 'Ganz' in the from column to delete the post.

Jon keeps changing one/or more characters in his e-mail address to avoid
the
kill file with people who use OE.

When I get more time I think I'm going to go back to my X-News reader or
maybe Forte Agent which has a free version call Free Agent.

LP