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EdGordonRN May 17th 04 01:32 PM

Yacht Clubs--a mistake
 
We thought we'd join the local yacht club--silly us. The club, if you saw it,
would be considered a dive resteraunt, beat up docks, and old nasty boats. They
wanted a thousand dollars to join and 400 dollars a year. Plus we had to be
vouched for by four members, whom we were supposed to find on our own and brown
nose, I suppose. All we wanted to do was sail with other sailors. Come to find
out, hardly any members even own a boat. It was a pathetic rich-persons club. I
thank God every day that He has given me everything I want without making me
have to be rich to get it.

SAIL LOCO May 17th 04 02:37 PM

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It was a pathetic rich-persons club

Then why was the marina loaded with "old nasty boats"?
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"

katysails May 18th 04 11:37 AM

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What kind of skaggy place do you sail in? Our yacht club's initiation fee
is half that and we have a great place and a great program....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



EdGordonRN May 18th 04 12:48 PM

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What kind of skaggy place do you sail in? Our yacht club's initiation fee
is half that and we have a great place and a great program....

The sailing place is great. The yacht clubs are disgusting and cater to the
rich not the sailor. In your yacht club, how much does it cost a year, and how
do you get into it?

Marc May 18th 04 02:20 PM

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Paraphrasing Groucho Marx, Why on earth would you want to belong to a
club that would have you as a member?


On 18 May 2004 11:48:45 GMT, topspam (EdGordonRN)
wrote:

What kind of skaggy place do you sail in? Our yacht club's initiation fee
is half that and we have a great place and a great program....

The sailing place is great. The yacht clubs are disgusting and cater to the
rich not the sailor. In your yacht club, how much does it cost a year, and how
do you get into it?



katysails May 18th 04 11:09 PM

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Ed asked:
In your yacht club, how much does it cost a year, and how
do you get into it?

You have to have a sponsor to vouch for you. Our initiation fee was $350.00
(they had a sale) and a year's membership is 550.00. Storage and slips are
well below the price of any marina within 150 miles. Most of the membership
sails and there is a huge ASA program for kids...Butterfly fleet, JY16
fleet, Opti fleet, Melges 24's and J 24 fleet. Haven't seen too much of the
"rich" around...mist people are middle class family types...I'm sure there
must be a rich eprson or two, but they hide it well...or maybe they're just
couth. What is your definition of "rich"?
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Horvath May 19th 04 02:53 AM

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On 18 May 2004 11:48:45 GMT, topspam (EdGordonRN)
wrote this crap:

What kind of skaggy place do you sail in? Our yacht club's initiation fee
is half that and we have a great place and a great program....

The sailing place is great. The yacht clubs are disgusting and cater to the
rich not the sailor. In your yacht club, how much does it cost a year, and how
do you get into it?



At my yacht club, if you have to ask, you can't afford it. To get in,
you need a sponser to fill out the admission forms, and letters of
recommendation from two more members.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

EdGordonRN May 19th 04 02:59 AM

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The man's right. If a $1,000 one time initiation fee and $400 a year is
beyond his means, he'll feel out of place, the members prolly won't want him


Excuse me while I try not to aspirate my puke while I ROTFL. I think rich
people are pathetic. Not people with money--a person can't do much about the
money they either have or don't have--I mean the rich person. That person who
is panicky affraid of losing what he or she knows damn well they will lose in
the end. That person who actually thinks their rotting corpse will be better
off in a tomb--or a yacht club--really needs to look at the realities of life.
If I had millions, which I don't, I would still never belong to the NY yacht
club, because if I have to buy a sponsor, that seems way too much like buying a
friend. Oh, silly me, that's what being rich is all about--buying friends. I
almost forgot. I think that's a very similar notion to buying a wife on an
hourly basis--if you get my drift.

EdGordonRN May 19th 04 03:08 AM

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What is your definition of "rich"?

Thanks for the info. My definition of rich is having what you want--what you
really want, not what others tell you you should want. In my case, my job gets
me closer to God, my wife is from God, I'm sure of it. Sailing gets me closer
to God and I get to do it all the time. And I think God talks to me all the
time. There is absolutely no possession I want that I don't already have or
can't buy. My life is rich, in my opinion. I would consider it a curse if I had
to have a BMW (which I don't want) a huge house (which I don't want) and sweat
the stock market every day (which I don't want to do) and own a 50 ft sailboat
(which I don't want and would never have time to sail) just to prove to others
that I am rich. I am not financially wealthy, but I am truly happy--and things
are poised to get even better. That's being rich, in my opinion, and my opinion
about my state of being rich is all that matters.

EdGordonRN May 19th 04 03:12 AM

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At my yacht club, if you have to ask, you can't afford it. To get in,
you need a sponser to fill out the admission forms, and letters of
recommendation from two more members.

Why do you bother? What do you get out of that? People approving of you and you
have to pay for the privilage of people approving you? For a boat club? Maybe
there's something I don't get. Tell me, does anyone actually wear a blazer with
an emblem and a captains hat?

katysails May 19th 04 04:09 AM

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Ed asked: Tell me, does anyone actually wear a blazer with
an emblem and a captains hat?

Only motorboater's wear that kind of thing...most folks at ours wear khaki
shorts and t-shirts....and baseball caps....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails May 19th 04 04:13 AM

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Ed stated:
because if I have to buy a sponsor, that seems way too much like buying a
friend.

Gee...our sponsor owns a very small marina of his own up on White Lake and
drives around in cut-offs in his beat up Ford pick-up...he's just a plain,
old nice guy and he'd probably rearrange the face if someone suggested he
could be "bought"....we were referred to him by a mutual friend, and also
have known the manager of the yacht club for years...since he was a
teenager, in fact....You have a very warped idea of the world, Ed Gordon....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails May 19th 04 04:16 AM

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Ed, If that's your definition of rich, then that's great...however, there
are those who also consider their Beamer, their 4K sq ft house, and their
accoutrements as being gifts from God. They also consider their lives to be
rich in more than just money. Don't be so hasty to judge others just
because they like their possessions or have more than you. That makes your
definition smack of insincerity.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Jonathan Ganz May 19th 04 04:59 AM

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He has a lot of gay friends at his yacht club.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"EdGordonRN" wrote in message
...
At my yacht club, if you have to ask, you can't afford it. To get in,
you need a sponser to fill out the admission forms, and letters of
recommendation from two more members.

Why do you bother? What do you get out of that? People approving of you

and you
have to pay for the privilage of people approving you? For a boat club?

Maybe
there's something I don't get. Tell me, does anyone actually wear a blazer

with
an emblem and a captains hat?




Beauregard May 19th 04 05:16 AM

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I belong to a yacht club, and find it to be an excellent way for people
who do not or cannot own lakeside property to enjoy the water and
boating. My club requires three sponsors, and a guest membership period
in order for the applicant and the membership to make sure they are
comfortable with each other.

The only routine paid services utilized by the club are mowing the
grass, garbage pick-up, and a weekly housecleaning, so it is very
important that members clean up after themselves, pitch in to help on
semi-annual workdays, and serve on various committees. In return,
members have access to a marine railway, dry storage, wet slips,
launching ramps, docks, swim area, a club house that can be reserved for
private events at no charge, personal lockers, camping areas, organized
rowing and sailing programs, and the society of congenial people for
frequent social events. All of this is at an annual cost about half of
the annual lease of a slip for a 25 foot boat in a commercial marina.
We have a limited number of club owwned boats available for member use
on a first-come, first served basis, including a laser, a j-22, a couple
of sunfish, rowing skulls, and a couple of canoes. Multi-class club
races are held roughly everty two weeks year round, and there is ample
opportunity to participate as a crew member or by skippering one of the
club boats.

Since the membership jointly owns a multimillion $ facility, a modest
initiation fee ($1200 when I joined) and a process of ensuring mutual
compatability between members and candidates is appropriate, in my
opinion. We are a southern club, and do not descriminate based on
race, creed, or social status. Our membership includes a butcher, a few
doctors, school teachers, college professors, a smattering of yankees,
an English couple, a Frenchman, and at least one athiest.


--
Elmo




"EdGordonRN" wrote in message
...
At my yacht club, if you have to ask, you can't afford it. To get

in,
you need a sponser to fill out the admission forms, and letters of
recommendation from two more members.

Why do you bother? What do you get out of that? People approving of

you and you
have to pay for the privilage of people approving you? For a boat

club? Maybe
there's something I don't get. Tell me, does anyone actually wear a

blazer with
an emblem and a captains hat?




Bobsprit May 19th 04 11:25 AM

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Sailing gets me closer
to God and I get to do it all the time.


That is the most damaging anti-sailing comment ever.

RB

Bobsprit May 19th 04 11:27 AM

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I would consider it a curse if I had
to have a BMW


Why is that? BMW's arent that expensive! And some of them are a lot of fun to
drive. If the M3 goes to AWD and gets some headroom, I'd buy one. It's just a
car that even you could afford.

RB

Bobsprit May 19th 04 11:29 AM

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however, there
are those who also consider their Beamer, their 4K sq ft house, and their
accoutrements as being gifts from God.


Man, it's easy to see why this country is a conservative pool of filth when
people are thanking invisble "forces" for their own hard work.
Poor Katy was brainwashed. She would not know of "god" unless it had been
taught to her.
Oh, George Carlin, where art thou?

RB

DSK May 19th 04 12:26 PM

Yacht Clubs--a mistake
 
Beauregard wrote:
I belong to a yacht club, and find it to be an excellent way for people
who do not or cannot own lakeside property to enjoy the water and
boating. My club requires three sponsors, and a guest membership period
in order for the applicant and the membership to make sure they are
comfortable with each other.


And a bottle of Jack Daniels for the drive home.

... Our membership includes a butcher, a few
doctors, school teachers, college professors, a smattering of yankees,
an English couple, a Frenchman, and at least one athiest.


Dammit, you all let in Yankees?!? Where's your sense of pride! But at
least you don't let in lawyers...

DSK


EdGordonRN May 19th 04 12:58 PM

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Gee...our sponsor owns a very small marina of his own up on White Lake and
drives around in cut-offs in his beat up Ford pick-up...he's just a plain,
old nice guy and he'd probably rearrange the face if someone suggested he
could be "bought"....


Uh, yeah, sounds like a nice guy. Actually, he sounds like a dangerous guy, but
I'm trying to be agreeable.



EdGordonRN May 19th 04 01:02 PM

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Ed, If that's your definition of rich, then that's great...however, there
are those who also consider their Beamer, their 4K sq ft house, and their
accoutrements as being gifts from God. They also consider their lives to be
rich in more than just money. Don't be so hasty to judge others just
because they like their possessions or have more than you. That makes your
definition smack of insincerity.

It's not about things; it's about attitude. I'm all about building the kingdom
of God on earth (actually, that's all we all are about) and the wealthy have a
major handicap in that area.



EdGordonRN May 19th 04 01:05 PM

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That is the most damaging anti-sailing comment ever.

Why so? Do you think because I sail with God that I am somehow not 'liberal"
enough to sail? I assure you: I have no politics and no cause other than to be
a tool in the construction of the Kingdom of God.

EdGordonRN May 19th 04 01:08 PM

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Why is that? BMW's arent that expensive! And some of them are a lot of fun to
drive. If the M3 goes to AWD and gets some headroom, I'd buy one. It's just a
car that even you could afford.

No, no, no, no. That's not what I mean. If a person likes a car for the car's
sake, that's a different story. If I hate a car, but drive it so others will
think I'm better than they are, above what they are, then I'm in hell. For
instance, large SUVs cost more than the smaller BMWs and Mercedes. It's not
about the car; it's about the attitude. IMHO anyway.



Bobsprit May 19th 04 01:20 PM

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It's not
about the car; it's about the attitude. IMHO anyway.

Right, I agree. I'm driving a STI which clobbers the more expensive M3 and I
could care less that it's a Subaru. If Kia or Lincoln ever makes a good car,
I'd buy it. Names be damned.

RB

Bobsprit May 19th 04 01:21 PM

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I have no politics and no cause other than to be
a tool in the construction of the Kingdom of God.

The problem is that you should respect others enough to keep "your" god to
yourself. I only wish Bush could understand this basic ideal. Enjoy the
sailing.

RB

Vito May 19th 04 01:38 PM

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Yea, and y'all otta see what it takes to get into a major gang.

"Marc" wrote in message
...
Paraphrasing Groucho Marx, Why on earth would you want to belong to a
club that would have you as a member?




SAIL LOCO May 19th 04 02:50 PM

Yacht Clubs--a mistake
 
Right, I agree. I'm driving a STI which clobbers the more expensive M3

LOL....................................
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"

Joe May 19th 04 03:51 PM

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(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
however, there
are those who also consider their Beamer, their 4K sq ft house, and their
accoutrements as being gifts from God.


Man, it's easy to see why this country is a conservative pool of filth when
people are thanking invisble "forces" for their own hard work.
Poor Katy was brainwashed. She would not know of "god" unless it had been
taught to her.


Katy has faith blobster

What is faith? On the surface it may look like blind trust. You look
at spirituality and only sees people indulging in wishful thinking
about things they can't see.

But if you've ever been touched by the spirit, you know it's not that
simple. Faith is the opposite of blind trust. It's something in the
human heart that knows in the deepest and most intimate sense that
there is something eternal and that this is profoundly connected with
human beings. You might be touched by the spirt the day your rugrat is
born, so beware.

To honor this simple truth, all the religions of the world were
created. They differ on many issues. And yet they all agree that there
is a divine presence in the world and that humans honor this presence
best by leading meaningful and ethical lives.


Oh, George Carlin, where art thou?


Smoking a big doobie somewere. Enjoying his blessings.

Joe

RB


Bobsprit May 19th 04 05:45 PM

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But if you've ever been touched by the spirit, you know it's not that
simple. Faith is the opposite of blind trust.

Faith IS blind trust, regardless of your other comments. You've never been
touched by a spirit, though you may actually believe that.
It's easy to see why religion kills so many.

RB

Bobsprit May 19th 04 05:55 PM

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Right, I agree. I'm driving a STI which clobbers the more expensive M3

LOL....................................


Look it up, dumbass! I have an M3 to drive and it only has a slight advantage
after 120 mph. AWD hook up is too much for the M3. You could spend weeks
looking for the perfect launch while the STI does it every time. I think you
probably don't even know how to drive!
Lincoln? Wahahahaahahaha! Love that cheap thang!

RB

Navigator May 19th 04 11:10 PM

Yacht Clubs--a mistake
 


DSK wrote:

Beauregard wrote:

I belong to a yacht club, and find it to be an excellent way for people
who do not or cannot own lakeside property to enjoy the water and
boating. My club requires three sponsors, and a guest membership period
in order for the applicant and the membership to make sure they are
comfortable with each other.



And a bottle of Jack Daniels for the drive home.


... Our membership includes a butcher, a few
doctors, school teachers, college professors, a smattering of yankees,
an English couple, a Frenchman, and at least one athiest.



Dammit, you all let in Yankees?!? Where's your sense of pride! But at
least you don't let in lawyers...


Ever checked out the entry fee and annual fees of the SanDiego yacht club???

Cheers


Donal May 19th 04 11:36 PM

Yacht Clubs--a mistake
 

"Dave" wrote in message
...
On 19 May 2004 01:59:21 GMT, topspam (EdGordonRN) said:

Not people with money--a person can't do much about the
money they either have or don't have--I mean the rich person.


With that point of view, you're sure to remain a pathetic loser.


Actually, I think that he is likely to maintain his self-respect!



Regards


Donal
--




Donal May 19th 04 11:47 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
But if you've ever been touched by the spirit, you know it's not that
simple. Faith is the opposite of blind trust.

Faith IS blind trust, regardless of your other comments.


Rubbish!!

How did the Universe come into existence?

Faith is the only option that is available to the enquiring mind.

If your small mind is capable of considering the origins of the Universe,
then you will realise that there are only three options.

1) God created it.
2) It is endlessly expanding and contracting
3) It was created in a single event which resulted in equal amounts of
"matter" and "anti-matter".


Which option do you believe in?


Let me guess! You are sooooo shallow that you don't subscribe to any of the
above theories???



Regards


Donal
--




Navigator May 19th 04 11:56 PM

Yacht Clubs--a mistake
 


OzOne wrote:

On Thu, 20 May 2004 10:10:39 +1200, Navigator
scribbled thusly:



Ever checked out the entry fee and annual fees of the SanDiego yacht club???

Cheers



Oh yeah!
Raced out of there many years ago.
The older you get, the more you pay in membership.
I like the bit where you pay at the start of the year for the food and
beverages you'll consume in the coming year...must pay the accountants
a fortune to come up with that one :-)



They've simplified to a monthly minimum charge now. I couild not beleive
the charges and it seemed so silly when their club house facilities are
not a patch on ours. Anyway I'm allowed to use their facilities for free
Heheh...

Cheers


Bobsprit May 20th 04 01:10 AM

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How did the Universe come into existence?

Absence of understanding does not invite fairy tales, or at least it shouldn't.

RB

Bobsprit May 20th 04 01:13 AM

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Faith is the only option that is available to the enquiring mind.


Faith is the refuge for the ignorant. It dissallows speculation and free
thought. Because of faith, the 9/11 terrorists could not even imagine that they
were doing something evil.
The fundmental operational element of faith was and always will be ignorance.
People once believed with all certainly that the world was flat, just as you
believe in a mythical being, just as some folks believe in ghosts.

RB

Bobsprit May 20th 04 01:15 AM

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If your small mind is capable of considering the origins of the Universe,

Faith does not allow for "consideration." Being agnostic is the only open
minded system since it invites all theories.
You were told there was a god. Seemed like a fine idea. You were taught about
faith. You might have been taught we were ruled by giant Pumpkins.
You need to do some basic reading on the origins of religion and social
conditioning.

RB

Wally May 20th 04 01:16 AM

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Donal wrote:

How did the Universe come into existence?


I have never heard any answer to that question that isn't predicated on
assumption.


Faith is the only option that is available to the enquiring mind.


Agreed - faith that whatever assumptions one makes are true.



If your small mind is capable of considering the origins of the
Universe, then you will realise that there are only three options.

1) God created it.


Not only does this presuppose that there was a god to do the creating, it
begs the quesiton of how he came into existence. If one is to claim that he
has always existed, then Occam's Razor would suggest that there is no need
to invoke a creator that has always existed, when a universe that has always
existed will do just as well.


2) It is endlessly expanding and contracting


Maybe, maybe not.


3) It was created in a single event which resulted in equal amounts of
"matter" and "anti-matter".


Maybe, maybe not.


Which option do you believe in?


I'm not sure the question can be answered. By "answered", I mean in terms
that are generally acceptable - self-evidently true or capable of being
observed or experienced. Compare "the sun is warm" with "god made the
universe".


Let me guess! You are sooooo shallow that you don't subscribe to any
of the above theories???


Tsk, tsk.


--
Wally
www.forthsailing.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Bobsprit May 20th 04 01:18 AM

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3) It was created in a single event which resulted in equal amounts of
"matter" and "anti-matter".


Which option do you believe in?

Bwahaahaha! Pretty funny, Donal. I'm smart enough to not simply blindly except
what some clown tells me. "God" was taught to you, just as it was taught to me.
The difference is, I had the strength of character to question it. I'm not a
sheep and I know that a lack of facts should not invite mumbo jumbo, voodoo or
aliens.
I'm off to meet Elvis on the Death Star now. E-mail me there!

RB

Bobsprit May 20th 04 01:21 AM

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You are sooooo shallow that you don't subscribe to any of the
above theories???

Donal illustrates what is so scary about religion. It's so insecure, so small,
that those with faith must attack or even kill the non-believers.
Rage on, Donal. Enjoy your "god."

RB


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