On Fri, 19 Mar 2004 00:14:13 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Donal replied:
And what bloody questions would those be?


"When can we get a new kitchen?"

"When can we get a new TV?"

"Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?"

Well, shut her up and get her a new kitchen and tv and maybe she'll stop
pestering you about the other.



Rubbish! If I get the kitchen and the TV, then she'll just start
complaining about something else.

That is what you women are like!

In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and
cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so
fast.

Regards


Donal

Reminds me of the old joke...

"Why do women keep their eyes closed while having sex?...
....Becasue they can't stand to see a man enjoying himself."