Donal wrote:
Rubbish! If I get the kitchen and the TV, then she'll just start
complaining about something else.

That is what you women are like!

In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and
cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so
fast.


** a joke **

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel
with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they were without their
boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.....
"We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are
looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor
has signs telling you what's inside."

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the
men here are lousy lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... The
friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful
lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do.

So the friends move up to the Third floor where the sign read "All the
men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good but there were still two more floors, so on to the Fourth
floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are
sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also
single, rich and they don’t leave laundry on the floor."

The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what
the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:

"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is
truly NO way to make a woman happy.”

On Fri, 19 Mar 2004 00:14:13 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Donal replied:
And what bloody questions would those be?


"When can we get a new kitchen?"

"When can we get a new TV?"

"Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?"

Well, shut her up and get her a new kitchen and tv and maybe she'll stop
pestering you about the other.



Rubbish! If I get the kitchen and the TV, then she'll just start
complaining about something else.

That is what you women are like!

In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and
cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so
fast.

Regards


Donal

Reminds me of the old joke...

"Why do women keep their eyes closed while having sex?...
....Becasue they can't stand to see a man enjoying himself."

"Donal" scribbled thusly:
In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and
cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so
fast.

Ozzzzzzy wrote:
My goodness, what a distorted view of life.

Possibly, yes. He overlooks that fact that some men are truly happy only
when they are complaining about something. And the fact that not all
women are the same (thank goodness).


Women are happy when they have security, love and consideration.
They are most happy when they know that you realise just how lucky you
are to have them.

The mentally healthy ones, yes.


They are ecstatic when they have a gold Amex card and a positive
balance and are in some foreign land where they can buy something
"different" and it won't cost too much for freight home.
You should see the doors she "found" in Santa Fe (shakes head)

Ah well, you indulge her. My wife isn't really much interested in
shopping... she has "only" 8 or 9 pairs of shoes...

Regards
Doug King

'' 'Ole Donal" wrote

Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about.

yes, tis true, I try to make Lisa moan at least every other night.


Scotty

Frank exclaimed:=20
So, if her laughing at me keeps me young, and the kids keep me young,
and enjoying life keeps me young, and what-all else keeps me young, I
must be winding down toward my teen years along about now!

Ain't life grand?!?!?!
--=20
katysails
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Donal sated: Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about.=20

So you're not good enough to make her moan?

--=20
katysails
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

DSK wrote:
Frank Maier wrote:
Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel
about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for
ibuprofin!

Ah so... honorable kendo... that's where you pay to join a club where
little guys with lightning quick reflexes smack you with a stick.

Ya know, I don't really mind (and kinda expect) being pounded by
25-year-old (semi)professional Japanese police dojo kenshi when they
visit. What really hurts is when some 85-year-old visiting sensei, who
can barely walk into the dojo, pounds the crap outa me, whacking me
three or four times before I can even get my shinai (stick) over my
head for an initial attempt to hit him. And my hits always seem to
fail to connect with him. Old *******s! Wait 'til I'm 85; then I'm
gonna kick some ass.

And, aging sexist that I am, I further admit that I dislike getting
the **** beat out of me by a woman who's about 4'8" and weighs maybe
85 lbs. in her armor! And of course, when we're done, she's gracious
enough to give me a coupla pointers about my (laughably poor)
technique. Yeah, thanks. grump

But it's great aerobic exercise and you get to hit people with a stick
while yelling at them at the top of your lungs! Try that at your place
of employment!

Big fun!

OZ remarked:=20

-- You should see the doors she "found" in Santa Fe (shakes head)

You shipped doors home to OZ from the US?????? What were they? Carved =
mission oak? You could have saved on shipping, stuck a pole hrough the =
doorknob hole, and sailed them there.
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

** a joke **
A little boy of 4 is taking his bath and looks down at his testicles. =
He turns to his mother and asks: Are those my brains, Mama? She =
answers: No, dear...not yet.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

http://www.santafeheritagedoors.com/index.html
http://www.santafeheritagedoors.com/...tos/index.html

You have to like Southwest Mission, I guess....not my kind of =
thing....Here's my kind of doors:=20
http://www.doorsbydecora.com/DbyD1324a.html

--=20
katysails
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein