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![]() "John Cairns" wrote in message ... Many happy returns, don't be shy, tell us how many that is? John Cairns 46. My hair is thinning. My eyesight is going. Sometimes I prefer to just go to sleep. It's really awful! Regards Donal -- |
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On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 00:13:22 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap: 46. My hair is thinning. My eyesight is going. Sometimes I prefer to just go to sleep. It's really awful! Wuss. I'm older than you, and in much better shape. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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"Donal" wrote:
46. My hair is thinning. My eyesight is going. Sometimes I prefer to just go to sleep. It's really awful! Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for ibuprofin! To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me! Frank |
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Frank complained: To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at =
bedtime, instead of offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me! It's the laughter that keeps you young. Besides if she didn't laugh you = wouldn't think she cared. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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"katysails" wrote:
Frank complained: To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me! It's the laughter that keeps you young. Besides if she didn't laugh you wouldn't think she cared. True; but you're taking all the fun out of my delight in *complaining* about her. So, if her laughing at me keeps me young, and the kids keep me young, and enjoying life keeps me young, and what-all else keeps me young, I must be winding down toward my teen years along about now! |
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Frank exclaimed:=20
So, if her laughing at me keeps me young, and the kids keep me young, and enjoying life keeps me young, and what-all else keeps me young, I must be winding down toward my teen years along about now! Ain't life grand?!?!?! --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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your boyfriend doesn't count.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On 17 Mar 2004 16:40:08 -0800, (Frank Maier) wrote this crap: Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for ibuprofin! To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me! She doesn't laugh at me, you wuss! Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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Frank Maier wrote:
Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for ibuprofin! Ah so... honorable kendo... that's where you pay to join a club where little guys with lightning quick reflexes smack you with a stick. Martial arts are great for keeping in shape, never was into kendo but did a few other things. I do Pilotes once in a while with my wife's class and they are amazed that I can do everything they can. They're used to guys wimping out halfway thru. To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me! No, she's not laughing *at* you, she's laughing near you. Regards Doug King |
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DSK wrote:
Frank Maier wrote: Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for ibuprofin! Ah so... honorable kendo... that's where you pay to join a club where little guys with lightning quick reflexes smack you with a stick. Ya know, I don't really mind (and kinda expect) being pounded by 25-year-old (semi)professional Japanese police dojo kenshi when they visit. What really hurts is when some 85-year-old visiting sensei, who can barely walk into the dojo, pounds the crap outa me, whacking me three or four times before I can even get my shinai (stick) over my head for an initial attempt to hit him. And my hits always seem to fail to connect with him. Old *******s! Wait 'til I'm 85; then I'm gonna kick some ass. And, aging sexist that I am, I further admit that I dislike getting the **** beat out of me by a woman who's about 4'8" and weighs maybe 85 lbs. in her armor! And of course, when we're done, she's gracious enough to give me a coupla pointers about my (laughably poor) technique. Yeah, thanks. grump But it's great aerobic exercise and you get to hit people with a stick while yelling at them at the top of your lungs! Try that at your place of employment! Big fun! |
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