"Donal" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote in message
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Donal exclaimed:
Name this tune!

Who 's birthday is it?

Bart's! .... I can't imagine why I always remember it!




Regards


Donal

Many happy returns, don't be shy, tell us how many that is?
John Cairns

"John Cairns" wrote in message
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Many happy returns, don't be shy, tell us how many that is?
John Cairns


46.

My hair is thinning.

My eyesight is going.

Sometimes I prefer to just go to sleep.

It's really awful!



Regards


Donal
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On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 00:13:22 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:

46.

My hair is thinning.

My eyesight is going.

Sometimes I prefer to just go to sleep.

It's really awful!

Wuss. I'm older than you, and in much better shape.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Donal" wrote:
46.
My hair is thinning.
My eyesight is going.
Sometimes I prefer to just go to sleep.
It's really awful!

Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel
about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for
ibuprofin!

To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

Frank

Frank complained: To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at =
bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

It's the laughter that keeps you young. Besides if she didn't laugh you =
wouldn't think she cared.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

"katysails" wrote:
Frank complained: To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at
bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

It's the laughter that keeps you young. Besides if she didn't laugh you
wouldn't think she cared.

True; but you're taking all the fun out of my delight in *complaining*
about her.

So, if her laughing at me keeps me young, and the kids keep me young,
and enjoying life keeps me young, and what-all else keeps me young, I
must be winding down toward my teen years along about now!

Frank exclaimed:=20
So, if her laughing at me keeps me young, and the kids keep me young,
and enjoying life keeps me young, and what-all else keeps me young, I
must be winding down toward my teen years along about now!

Ain't life grand?!?!?!
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

On 17 Mar 2004 16:40:08 -0800, (Frank Maier) wrote
this crap:

Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel
about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for
ibuprofin!

To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

She doesn't laugh at me, you wuss!





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

your boyfriend doesn't count.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On 17 Mar 2004 16:40:08 -0800, (Frank Maier) wrote
this crap:

Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel
about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for
ibuprofin!

To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

She doesn't laugh at me, you wuss!





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Frank Maier wrote:
Whippersnapper! I'm 56; but after an evening at my kendo dojo, I feel
about 76. And the next morning, I'm up to about 86. Thank God for
ibuprofin!

Ah so... honorable kendo... that's where you pay to join a club where
little guys with lightning quick reflexes smack you with a stick.

Martial arts are great for keeping in shape, never was into kendo but
did a few other things. I do Pilotes once in a while with my wife's
class and they are amazed that I can do everything they can. They're
used to guys wimping out halfway thru.


To add insult to injury, when I moan and groan at bedtime, instead of
offering to give me a little massage, my wife just laughs at me!

No, she's not laughing *at* you, she's laughing near you.

Regards
Doug King