All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above. Any interested and
qualified young ladies e-mail

I looked through the West Marine catalogue last night and
found nothing I really wanted. Everything I need I already
have in the way of a superb vessel with all the quality fittings
and gear any sane man could wish for.

S.Simon - a sailor who has almost everything.

I already have that, I want the other stuff for my boat.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Your own daughter? Shame on you, Scotty.

S.Simon

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
I already have that, I want the other stuff for my boat.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above.

That figures.




S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above. Any interested and
qualified young ladies e-mail


You should have no trouble finding that in the Keys. The only decisions
you'll need to make are how much you're willing to pay, if you want one with
teeth or without, and is she really a she and not a he.

don't forget to add donuts and hamburgers to the list

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above. Any interested and
qualified young ladies e-mail

I looked through the West Marine catalogue last night and
found nothing I really wanted. Everything I need I already
have in the way of a superb vessel with all the quality fittings
and gear any sane man could wish for.

S.Simon - a sailor who has almost everything.

"JN" wrote in message
...



You should have no trouble finding that in the Keys. The only decisions
you'll need to make are how much you're willing to pay, if you want one
with
teeth or without


How much more do you have to pay for one without teeth?


Regards


Donal
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On Mon, 8 Dec 2003 13:30:18 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me. And a plasma TV.

(I'm only dreaming about the TV.)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Send me the girl and I'll send you the plasma TV.

S.Simon

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 8 Dec 2003 13:30:18 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me. And a plasma TV.

(I'm only dreaming about the TV.)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me.


So your mom will be home for the holiday? Nice.

RB