"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .
Will pay reasonable money for the above. Any interested and
qualified young ladies e-mail
You should have no trouble finding that in the Keys. The only decisions
you'll need to make are how much you're willing to pay, if you want one with
teeth or without, and is she really a she and not a he.