All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above. Any interested and
qualified young ladies e-mail

I looked through the West Marine catalogue last night and
found nothing I really wanted. Everything I need I already
have in the way of a superb vessel with all the quality fittings
and gear any sane man could wish for.

S.Simon - a sailor who has almost everything.