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Simple Simon December 8th 03 06:30 PM

MY Christmas list.
 
All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above. Any interested and
qualified young ladies e-mail

I looked through the West Marine catalogue last night and
found nothing I really wanted. Everything I need I already
have in the way of a superb vessel with all the quality fittings
and gear any sane man could wish for.

S.Simon - a sailor who has almost everything.




Scott Vernon December 8th 03 06:47 PM

MY Christmas list.
 
I already have that, I want the other stuff for my boat.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .




Simple Simon December 8th 03 06:51 PM

MY Christmas list.
 


Your own daughter? Shame on you, Scotty.

S.Simon

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
I already have that, I want the other stuff for my boat.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .






SAIL LOCO December 8th 03 08:00 PM

MY Christmas list.
 
All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above.

That figures.




S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

JN December 8th 03 08:24 PM

MY Christmas list.
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above. Any interested and
qualified young ladies e-mail


You should have no trouble finding that in the Keys. The only decisions
you'll need to make are how much you're willing to pay, if you want one with
teeth or without, and is she really a she and not a he.



Bobsprit December 8th 03 10:10 PM

MY Christmas list.
 
don't forget to add donuts and hamburgers to the list

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above. Any interested and
qualified young ladies e-mail

I looked through the West Marine catalogue last night and
found nothing I really wanted. Everything I need I already
have in the way of a superb vessel with all the quality fittings
and gear any sane man could wish for.

S.Simon - a sailor who has almost everything.






Donal December 8th 03 10:22 PM

MY Christmas list.
 

"JN" wrote in message
...



You should have no trouble finding that in the Keys. The only decisions
you'll need to make are how much you're willing to pay, if you want one

with
teeth or without



How much more do you have to pay for one without teeth?


Regards


Donal
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Horvath December 9th 03 12:22 AM

MY Christmas list.
 
On Mon, 8 Dec 2003 13:30:18 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .


Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me. And a plasma TV.

(I'm only dreaming about the TV.)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Simple Simon December 9th 03 01:11 AM

MY Christmas list.
 


Send me the girl and I'll send you the plasma TV.

S.Simon

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 8 Dec 2003 13:30:18 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .


Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me. And a plasma TV.

(I'm only dreaming about the TV.)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Bobsprit December 9th 03 02:31 AM

MY Christmas list.
 
Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me.


So your mom will be home for the holiday? Nice.

RB


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