MY Christmas list.
 

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above. Any interested and
qualified young ladies e-mail

I looked through the West Marine catalogue last night and
found nothing I really wanted. Everything I need I already
have in the way of a superb vessel with all the quality fittings
and gear any sane man could wish for.

S.Simon - a sailor who has almost everything.

MY Christmas list.
 

I already have that, I want the other stuff for my boat.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

MY Christmas list.
 

Your own daughter? Shame on you, Scotty.

S.Simon

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
I already have that, I want the other stuff for my boat.

SV

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

MY Christmas list.
 

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above.

That figures.




S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

MY Christmas list.
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above. Any interested and
qualified young ladies e-mail


You should have no trouble finding that in the Keys. The only decisions
you'll need to make are how much you're willing to pay, if you want one with
teeth or without, and is she really a she and not a he.

MY Christmas list.
 

don't forget to add donuts and hamburgers to the list

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Will pay reasonable money for the above. Any interested and
qualified young ladies e-mail

I looked through the West Marine catalogue last night and
found nothing I really wanted. Everything I need I already
have in the way of a superb vessel with all the quality fittings
and gear any sane man could wish for.

S.Simon - a sailor who has almost everything.

MY Christmas list.
 

"JN" wrote in message
...



You should have no trouble finding that in the Keys. The only decisions
you'll need to make are how much you're willing to pay, if you want one
with
teeth or without


How much more do you have to pay for one without teeth?


Regards


Donal
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MY Christmas list.
 

On Mon, 8 Dec 2003 13:30:18 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me. And a plasma TV.

(I'm only dreaming about the TV.)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

MY Christmas list.
 

Send me the girl and I'll send you the plasma TV.

S.Simon

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 8 Dec 2003 13:30:18 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me. And a plasma TV.

(I'm only dreaming about the TV.)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

MY Christmas list.
 

Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me.


So your mom will be home for the holiday? Nice.

RB

MY Christmas list.
 

Bob, it might be his mom, but she ain't beautiful. However, they
do share one thing... they both have tits.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me.


So your mom will be home for the holiday? Nice.

RB

MY Christmas list.
 

Bob, it might be his mom, but she ain't beautiful. However, they
do share one thing... they both have tits.



Seriously, Ganz. This whole thing between you and Horvaths breasts is getting
creepy. You should drop it.

RB

MY Christmas list.
 

On Mon, 8 Dec 2003 20:11:43 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:



Send me the girl and I'll send you the plasma TV.

Really? I can get a room full of girls, but the plasma TVs are
expensive.


S.Simon

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Mon, 8 Dec 2003 13:30:18 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me. And a plasma TV.

(I'm only dreaming about the TV.)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

MY Christmas list.
 

So are you now confirming that you hang out in front
of elementary schools trolling for little girls?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 8 Dec 2003 20:11:43 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:



Send me the girl and I'll send you the plasma TV.

Really? I can get a room full of girls, but the plasma TVs are
expensive.


S.Simon

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 8 Dec 2003 13:30:18 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

All I want for Christmas is a hot, lithe, young babe in the v-berth
at night and in the galley during the day dressed in a black teddy
cooking me up a nice turkey dinner with pecan pie for dessert. . .

Keep dreaming, old man. I'm going to wake up Christmas day with a
beautiful babe, who likes to dance naked on a pole, and likes to cook
for me. And a plasma TV.

(I'm only dreaming about the TV.)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

MY Christmas list.
 

It's up to him to drop his tits. I think that'll happen over time actually.

Why are you jealous of his tits?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Bob, it might be his mom, but she ain't beautiful. However, they
do share one thing... they both have tits.



Seriously, Ganz. This whole thing between you and Horvaths breasts is
getting
creepy. You should drop it.

RB

MY Christmas list.
 

It's up to him to drop his tits. I think that'll happen over time actually.

Why are you jealous of his tits?


REALLY creepy, Ganzy. It's not reflecting well on you as you seem very taken
with Horvath.

RB

MY Christmas list.
 

If you would like me to stop harassing him out his tits, just let
me know. I wouldn't want to infringe upon your desires in
that regard.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
It's up to him to drop his tits. I think that'll happen over time
actually.

Why are you jealous of his tits?


REALLY creepy, Ganzy. It's not reflecting well on you as you seem very
taken
with Horvath.

RB

MY Christmas list.
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
If you would like me to stop harassing him out his tits, just let
me know. I wouldn't want to infringe upon your desires in
that regard.


Would you two please stop arguing about Horvath's tits! There is plenty
to go around.

I think that you are both being a bit greedy!



Regards


Donal
--

MY Christmas list.
 

Ok. Should be argue about bob's flab?

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
If you would like me to stop harassing him out his tits, just let
me know. I wouldn't want to infringe upon your desires in
that regard.


Would you two please stop arguing about Horvath's tits! There is plenty
to go around.

I think that you are both being a bit greedy!



Regards


Donal
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