In Pesos maybe.

$5... put up or shut up poor boy.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
So the economy is still in the dumps huh Booby?

How come in November 2002 Capt. Neal's stock market
investments were worth about $280,000 but now in
November 2003 they are worth about $400,000?

Yes, sir, the economy has really remained in the crapper!

S.Simon

You ninnie. The DOW is already around 10K.
Obviously, you have nothing and don't even
follow the market.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Don't worry. What we are experiencing, probably through
2004, is what is called a 'cyclical bull' market. I think we're
still in a long-term bear market that will show up again after
the 2004 elections probably about Jan 2005 after interest
rates start going up again with the specter of inflation.

Stocks may be 'overvalued' but I think they still have
plenty of upside to go. I'm expecting to cash out all my
stocks sometime in 2004 when the DOW is around 10K or
more.

I'm at the point where I cannot afford to gamble on
stocks much longer so I'm positioned to move into bonds,
fixed annuities, treasuries etc. I hope to hit it just right
so I get in on the upside of the interest curve.

S.Simon





Donals Dilemma wrote in message
...
On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 15:35:50 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

So the economy is still in the dumps huh Booby?

How come in November 2002 Capt. Neal's stock market
investments were worth about $280,000 but now in
November 2003 they are worth about $400,000?

Yes, sir, the economy has really remained in the crapper!

S.Simon


Hmmm you have invested wisely, obviously with a good spread of
startups to get that kind of growth in 12 months.
Keep a close eye Cappy, many analysts are pointing to this being an
unsustainablegrowth.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You and Bobsprit both show how lubberly your attitudes
and why neither of you will EVER become real sailors.

Fact: Just because you're used to marinas that have a lot
of trailer trash people, doesn't mean they're all like that.

Fact: Anyone who pays for a spot in a marina and thinks
it preferable to living away from the trailer park trash
who live aboard in a marina is stupid and will never be a
sailor because his priorities are all wrong and his thinking
is perverse.

Fact: Living on the hook is economical, but very inconvenient
to have any sort of normal life.

Fact: Living on the hook is something so valuable as to
be worthwhile even if it cost more than living in a Park
Avenue penthouse. Fortunately most people are too
stupid to realize it and we real sailors mostly have
it all to ourselves. We have a better view, a more
peaceful existence, a healthier life, a more close-
knit community, freedom from taxes, freedom from
harassment, freedom from barking dogs, noisy and
obnoxious neighbors and freedom to come and go
as we please. We live a healthier and more wholesome
life and are closer to nature than any city dweller or
marina trash.

Fact: You are no sailor.

Fact: If you were a sailor you would never have
written anything so stupid that proves you unworthy
to even comment on us real sailors.

S.Simon


"JN" wrote in message
...
Let's see. Anchored out in the bay in an econo-yacht so he doesn't have
to
pay dockage. Yep, sounds like a gazillionaire.

LUBBER! Comments interspersed.


"JN" wrote in message ...
You have to be a real people-hating hermit to live on the hook.

Not people-hating, just wannabe sailor who are nothing more
than floating trailer park trash.



There are
many times I enjoy the hell out of my boat that it doesn't leave the dock.

Whoop-de-doo! Might as well have a Winnebago and hit the campgrounds.

I had my boat at home behind my house once, but I missed the dock community
and returned.

What can I say, trash loves trash!

There's nothing like crewing on someone else's boat when it's
blowing like hell.

Balderdash, people only do that who are too chicken to sail
their own boat. They use it as a crutch.

There's nothing like half-a-dozen sailors gathering at
someone's boat and downing a few while tossing around the bull****.

Bunch of drunk trash enjoying the company of other drunk trash.

There's
nothing like relaxing in the cockpit at dusk enjoying a glass of wine and
greeting those returning from a day on the water.

And, the're all thinking, "Why doesn't that drunk ever sail his own boat?

And most of all, there's
nothing like having somebody to hoist your ass aloft when need be, or to
help you get your sails off and folded when a hurricane is barrelling down
on you.

You are so inept you can't handle your own sails or go up the mast
without a comittee? Bwahahahahahahahahahah! Loser!

You can have the hook, I enjoy the company of fellow sailors at the
dock. I may not be an expert sailor, but then I never claimed to be one did
I? You have and now you have a lot to live up to dimwit.


FELLOW DRUNKS and floating trailer park trash, more like. You
are NO SAILOR. You are a pretender and a wannabe whom
every real sailor views with disgust. Take a real look at what you're
calling sailing. It amounts to you trying to be cool and the center of
attention. It only works halfway and that's among halfwits who are
just like you - losers, pretenders, wannabes, afraidtobes, who are
totally dependent upon others helping them out.

Real sailors are independent and need no help to sail their
boats, handle their sails, ascend the mast, troubleshoot their
systems, travel to foreign countries, enjoy clean water away
from marinas where the filth abounds and, and enjoy it all
without needing anyone else to know about it. Real sailors
are gown-ups who don't need to constantly say by action
or word, "Hey, lookit me!!" It's babies like you who never
grew out of the playground stage.

S.Simon

Chump change.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
In Pesos maybe.

$5... put up or shut up poor boy.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
So the economy is still in the dumps huh Booby?

How come in November 2002 Capt. Neal's stock market
investments were worth about $280,000 but now in
November 2003 they are worth about $400,000?

Yes, sir, the economy has really remained in the crapper!

S.Simon

When I wish to 'stretch out' I go for
a nice long swim in my back yard pool which is square miles
large or I go ashore and knock out forty of fifty quick
miles on my bike.

Can't afford a pool or a car.
You have no money. Everyone knows it.

RB

Fact: Living on the hook is something so valuable as to
be worthwhile even if it cost more than living in a Park
Avenue penthouse.

I agree, but not on one of the worst boats ever in a Coronado 27. It's simply
far too small to live on, even for Danny Devito's twin, Capt Neal.
You have no money.

RB

The DOW closed today at around 9.9K. That final
100 points will take several months to get there
and stay there. There will be ups and downs as
is the nature of the market. I think you will see
the DOW bouncing around 10K for several months.

S.Simon - investor who can time the market with the best of them.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
You ninnie. The DOW is already around 10K.
Obviously, you have nothing and don't even
follow the market.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Don't worry. What we are experiencing, probably through
2004, is what is called a 'cyclical bull' market. I think we're
still in a long-term bear market that will show up again after
the 2004 elections probably about Jan 2005 after interest
rates start going up again with the specter of inflation.

Stocks may be 'overvalued' but I think they still have
plenty of upside to go. I'm expecting to cash out all my
stocks sometime in 2004 when the DOW is around 10K or
more.

I'm at the point where I cannot afford to gamble on
stocks much longer so I'm positioned to move into bonds,
fixed annuities, treasuries etc. I hope to hit it just right
so I get in on the upside of the interest curve.

S.Simon





Donals Dilemma wrote in message
...
On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 15:35:50 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

So the economy is still in the dumps huh Booby?

How come in November 2002 Capt. Neal's stock market
investments were worth about $280,000 but now in
November 2003 they are worth about $400,000?

Yes, sir, the economy has really remained in the crapper!

S.Simon


Hmmm you have invested wisely, obviously with a good spread of
startups to get that kind of growth in 12 months.
Keep a close eye Cappy, many analysts are pointing to this being an
unsustainablegrowth.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

I'm expecting to cash out all my
stocks sometime in 2004 when the DOW is around 10K or
more.

Busted as usual, neal. Have you no shame?


RB

A Coronado 27 has plenty enough room for one sailorman
and a faithful cat to live in. It has enough carrying capacity
for six months cruising if one is willing to collect rain water
as the water tankage is good only for a month or so. But,
water has yet to be a problem even in the far out islands
of the Bahamas.

As for money I have done well in the investment of my
earnings. Consider that I worked in a job that netted
about forty large a year for ten years. Consider that
I saved and invested half of that amount, most of it
tax deferred (deferred compensation program - sort
of like a 401K but for govt. employees). That amounts
to 200K which has grown to about 400K over the ten-
year period. Also, consider my pension which I can
start collecting at full tilt in six more years and Social
Security coming up at the same time. That amounts
to about 18K per year. Oh, I forgot all about my
million dollar inheritance. So, as you can see I
can own any sailboat I choose to own. It just
so happens I really like my Coronado 27 and have
no desire for anything else at this time. The only
way I'd consider a bigger boat is if I met an attractive
woman of means who wished to become partners in a
bigger boat and who wished to go cruising in it.

That's not something that's got even a remote possibility
of eventuating. There simply aren't enough women
out there worthy of me . . .

S.Simon

Certainly beats your crummy financial outlook, doesn't it?

S.Simon




"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Fact: Living on the hook is something so valuable as to
be worthwhile even if it cost more than living in a Park
Avenue penthouse.

I agree, but not on one of the worst boats ever in a Coronado 27. It's simply
far too small to live on, even for Danny Devito's twin, Capt Neal.
You have no money.

RB