You and Bobsprit both show how lubberly your attitudes
and why neither of you will EVER become real sailors.

Fact: Anyone who pays for a spot in a marina and thinks
it preferable to living away from the trailer park trash
who live aboard in a marina is stupid and will never be a
sailor because his priorities are all wrong and his thinking
is perverse.

Fact: Living on the hook is something so valuable as to
be worthwhile even if it cost more than living in a Park
Avenue penthouse. Fortunately most people are too
stupid to realize it and we real sailors mostly have
it all to ourselves. We have a better view, a more
peaceful existence, a healthier life, a more close-
knit community, freedom from taxes, freedom from
harassment, freedom from barking dogs, noisy and
obnoxious neighbors and freedom to come and go
as we please. We live a healthier and more wholesome
life and are closer to nature than any city dweller or
marina trash.

Fact: If you were a sailor you would never have
written anything so stupid that proves you unworthy
to even comment on us real sailors.

S.Simon


"JN" wrote in message ...
Let's see. Anchored out in the bay in an econo-yacht so he doesn't have to
pay dockage. Yep, sounds like a gazillionaire.

You have to be a real people-hating hermit to live on the hook. There are
many times I enjoy the hell out of my boat that it doesn't leave the dock.
I had my boat at home behind my house once, but I missed the dock community
and returned. There's nothing like crewing on someone else's boat when it's
blowing like hell. There's nothing like half-a-dozen sailors gathering at
someone's boat and downing a few while tossing around the bull****. There's
nothing like relaxing in the cockpit at dusk enjoying a glass of wine and
greeting those returning from a day on the water. And most of all, there's
nothing like having somebody to hoist your ass aloft when need be, or to
help you get your sails off and folded when a hurricane is barrelling down
on you. You can have the hook, I enjoy the company of fellow sailors at the
dock. I may not be an expert sailor, but then I never claimed to be one did
I? You have and now you have a lot to live up to dimwit.

LUBBER! Comments interspersed.


"JN" wrote in message ...
You have to be a real people-hating hermit to live on the hook.

Not people-hating, just wannabe sailor who are nothing more
than floating trailer park trash.



There are
many times I enjoy the hell out of my boat that it doesn't leave the dock.

Whoop-de-doo! Might as well have a Winnebago and hit the campgrounds.

I had my boat at home behind my house once, but I missed the dock community
and returned.

What can I say, trash loves trash!

There's nothing like crewing on someone else's boat when it's
blowing like hell.

Balderdash, people only do that who are too chicken to sail
their own boat. They use it as a crutch.

There's nothing like half-a-dozen sailors gathering at
someone's boat and downing a few while tossing around the bull****.

Bunch of drunk trash enjoying the company of other drunk trash.

There's
nothing like relaxing in the cockpit at dusk enjoying a glass of wine and
greeting those returning from a day on the water.

And, the're all thinking, "Why doesn't that drunk ever sail his own boat?

And most of all, there's
nothing like having somebody to hoist your ass aloft when need be, or to
help you get your sails off and folded when a hurricane is barrelling down
on you.

You are so inept you can't handle your own sails or go up the mast
without a comittee? Bwahahahahahahahahahah! Loser!

You can have the hook, I enjoy the company of fellow sailors at the
dock. I may not be an expert sailor, but then I never claimed to be one did
I? You have and now you have a lot to live up to dimwit.


FELLOW DRUNKS and floating trailer park trash, more like. You
are NO SAILOR. You are a pretender and a wannabe whom
every real sailor views with disgust. Take a real look at what you're
calling sailing. It amounts to you trying to be cool and the center of
attention. It only works halfway and that's among halfwits who are
just like you - losers, pretenders, wannabes, afraidtobes, who are
totally dependent upon others helping them out.

Real sailors are independent and need no help to sail their
boats, handle their sails, ascend the mast, troubleshoot their
systems, travel to foreign countries, enjoy clean water away
from marinas where the filth abounds and, and enjoy it all
without needing anyone else to know about it. Real sailors
are gown-ups who don't need to constantly say by action
or word, "Hey, lookit me!!" It's babies like you who never
grew out of the playground stage.

S.Simon

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You and Bobsprit both show how lubberly your attitudes
and why neither of you will EVER become real sailors.

Fact: Just because you're used to marinas that have a lot
of trailer trash people, doesn't mean they're all like that.

Fact: Anyone who pays for a spot in a marina and thinks
it preferable to living away from the trailer park trash
who live aboard in a marina is stupid and will never be a
sailor because his priorities are all wrong and his thinking
is perverse.

Fact: Living on the hook is economical, but very inconvenient
to have any sort of normal life.

Fact: Living on the hook is something so valuable as to
be worthwhile even if it cost more than living in a Park
Avenue penthouse. Fortunately most people are too
stupid to realize it and we real sailors mostly have
it all to ourselves. We have a better view, a more
peaceful existence, a healthier life, a more close-
knit community, freedom from taxes, freedom from
harassment, freedom from barking dogs, noisy and
obnoxious neighbors and freedom to come and go
as we please. We live a healthier and more wholesome
life and are closer to nature than any city dweller or
marina trash.

Fact: You are no sailor.

Fact: If you were a sailor you would never have
written anything so stupid that proves you unworthy
to even comment on us real sailors.

S.Simon


"JN" wrote in message
...
Let's see. Anchored out in the bay in an econo-yacht so he doesn't have
to
pay dockage. Yep, sounds like a gazillionaire.

Fact: Living on the hook is something so valuable as to
be worthwhile even if it cost more than living in a Park
Avenue penthouse.

I agree, but not on one of the worst boats ever in a Coronado 27. It's simply
far too small to live on, even for Danny Devito's twin, Capt Neal.
You have no money.

RB

A Coronado 27 has plenty enough room for one sailorman
and a faithful cat to live in. It has enough carrying capacity
for six months cruising if one is willing to collect rain water
as the water tankage is good only for a month or so. But,
water has yet to be a problem even in the far out islands
of the Bahamas.

As for money I have done well in the investment of my
earnings. Consider that I worked in a job that netted
about forty large a year for ten years. Consider that
I saved and invested half of that amount, most of it
tax deferred (deferred compensation program - sort
of like a 401K but for govt. employees). That amounts
to 200K which has grown to about 400K over the ten-
year period. Also, consider my pension which I can
start collecting at full tilt in six more years and Social
Security coming up at the same time. That amounts
to about 18K per year. Oh, I forgot all about my
million dollar inheritance. So, as you can see I
can own any sailboat I choose to own. It just
so happens I really like my Coronado 27 and have
no desire for anything else at this time. The only
way I'd consider a bigger boat is if I met an attractive
woman of means who wished to become partners in a
bigger boat and who wished to go cruising in it.

That's not something that's got even a remote possibility
of eventuating. There simply aren't enough women
out there worthy of me . . .

S.Simon

Certainly beats your crummy financial outlook, doesn't it?

S.Simon




"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Fact: Living on the hook is something so valuable as to
be worthwhile even if it cost more than living in a Park
Avenue penthouse.

I agree, but not on one of the worst boats ever in a Coronado 27. It's simply
far too small to live on, even for Danny Devito's twin, Capt Neal.
You have no money.

RB

That amounts
to 200K which has grown to about 400K over the ten-
year period.


Only 400K at your age? Good god. My father retired with 9 times that. Proof
that this country still suffers. Suzanne and I have made just under 400K in 17
months and she's not working at the moment.

RB

Even if you're telling the truth (which would be the first
time) there is a BIG difference between what you made
and what you invested. Most Americans save and invest
only paltry amounts.

I've got a feeling if you made as much money as you
claimed last year you would not be so proud of a
dry box holding four cheap nav instruments.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
That amounts
to 200K which has grown to about 400K over the ten-
year period.


Only 400K at your age? Good god. My father retired with 9 times that. Proof
that this country still suffers. Suzanne and I have made just under 400K in 17
months and she's not working at the moment.

RB

I've got a feeling if you made as much money as you
claimed last year you would not be so proud of a
dry box holding four cheap nav instruments.

I'm only "proud" of the reaction I can get with such a picture!

Capt RB

You should pity the likes of Donal and Scotty instead
of always humiliating them. After all Scotty is a hillbilly
whose best possession is an old, rusty, pick-up truck and
Donal's wife doesn't let him do anything but work to
pay for car insurance rates that are through the roof . . .

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
I've got a feeling if you made as much money as you
claimed last year you would not be so proud of a
dry box holding four cheap nav instruments.

I'm only "proud" of the reaction I can get with such a picture!

Capt RB