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On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 09:09:37 -0400, "Simple Simon"
If you are attempting to "pick me up", you should be aware that I
don't swing that way.

Meaning Billy Boy Blue is in a committed and monogamous
homosexual relationship! Bwaahahahahahahahah!

S.Simon

Subject: Canadian Track information...
From: "Simple Simon"



Then you could certainly have used a navigator with my skills at
weather prognostication. If I ever wanted to go to work for a
large shipping company at a cushy desk job it would be easy to
talk them into it because I could save them millions by averting
weather delays, cargo disasters and loss of life and limb by
choosing routes by and past dangerous tropical cyclones so as to
keep pretty much on schedule.

ROFL That's just what the people on the ship's need .... another deskbound,
know-it-all, pencil pusher, without a clue, telling them what to do.

This knowledge combined with
my vast practical knowledge of the Colregs would assure any
shipping company would suffer few, if any, cases of litigation
due to negligence.

The lack of common sense shown in above statement would negate any advantage to
your employment.

Hmmmm, perhaps I should seek such a job. I could do it right
here aboard my fine vessel via my wireless broadband link. I
would not even need an office in the executive suite. What
company do you work for?

"Cape West Marine Service" Save your dime .... I'm a close friend of the boss
and can guarantee you wouldn't qualify for employment at any level. BG

Shen

"Shen44" wrote in message ...

"Cape West Marine Service" Save your dime .... I'm a close friend of the boss
and can guarantee you wouldn't qualify for employment at any level. BG


Another case of, "It's not what you know - it's who you know!"

Now, it becomes perfectly clear how you managed to even get
a job. You credibility is now even more suspect than it was before.

Does your company have a web site? I tried to look it up on
Google and got only two results neither of which seemed to
be right. What kind of crummy company do you work for
when they're so backward they don't even have a website?

That's another way I could help them. I could create an
attractive website for them.

Does your 'boss' have a company e-mail addy?

S.Simon

Subject: Canadian Track information...
From: "Simple Simon"



Another case of, "It's not what you know - it's who you know!"

Nope, without the "what", I'd be of no use to the company, no matter who I
knew.


Now, it becomes perfectly clear how you managed to even get
a job. You credibility is now even more suspect than it was before.

Whysat?


Does your company have a web site? I tried to look it up on
Google and got only two results neither of which seemed to
be right. What kind of crummy company do you work for
when they're so backward they don't even have a website?

That's another way I could help them. I could create an
attractive website for them.

ROFL, this company needs no "web sight" or advertisement .... those who need
our service, know where and how to find us.


Does your 'boss' have a company e-mail addy?

S.Simon


Yup .... you all ready know it.

Shen

"Shen44" wrote in message ...

Does your 'boss' have a company e-mail addy?

Yup .... you all ready know it.


You work for your wife? Bwahahahahaahahah!

It just keeps gettin' more and more humiliating for
you, doesn't it?

S.Simon