Come to America. I can get you a teaching position!
I once gave a reasonable assignment to the class, and a tough guy in the
back says, "**** you."
I asked him to step into my office for clarification. When I was sure no one
could hear our conversation, I said to him, "what do you mean, **** me?
**** you boy!"
I didn't have a bit of trouble with him the rest of the year.
Scout