Okay, so I'm taking my dear ole Mum to the shopping center to get a new
phone. There is some ruckus going on at the door being caused by a bunch of
young hoodlums dressed like gansta rappers and the mall security. The
security guards are calling for back up and I see teens shove an elderly
gentleman attempting to enter the mall right into the rail and down on the
ground. I'm watching all this in amazement and wondering how I'm going to
get my sweet little mom with a bad heart into the mall safely.

I had a route planned to circumvent the altercation.... when as fate would
have it my mother had about enough of the swearing and foul language and
decided to poke her cane at the nearest one... who by chance to my running
bad luck.... seemed to be the toughest and loudest looking one in the lot.
She told him to mind his manners and he managed to get the words "**** off
you bitch" out, before I snapped and hit him with full body backed punch
that hit so hard it lifted him off his feet and cracked the door he hit with
his head before falling down to the ground... out for the count. The rest
of the delinquents split like covey of flushed quail and I escorted mom in
to the phone store a few feet inside the doors. The cops arrived...
questioned me, arrested the guy I hit. Apparently this same guy had pulled a
knife on one of the security guards earlier on. This "teen" was at least 6'
and easily my weight.... what are they feeding these guys nowadays. We never
did this **** when I was growing up!

My knuckles are bruised but not cut and it was at least a half hour before
the adrenaline rush subsided so I could have a smoke without my hands
shaking. I'm having a couple of stiff drinks.... it's been about 8 years
since I hit anyone. It felt oddly good though!

Oh yeah... forgot to mention.... my mum never batted an eyelash and was cool
as a cucumber throughout the whole thing. When I asked her about it she
reminded me she was in europe during WW2 and lived in the jungle in Africa
for 10 years.

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
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Okay, so I'm taking my dear ole Mum to the shopping center to get a
new phone. There is some ruckus going on at the door being caused by a
bunch of young hoodlums dressed like gansta rappers and the mall
security. The security guards are calling for back up and I see teens
shove an elderly gentleman attempting to enter the mall right into the
rail and down on the ground. I'm watching all this in amazement and
wondering how I'm going to get my sweet little mom with a bad heart
into the mall safely.

I had a route planned to circumvent the altercation.... when as fate
would
have it my mother had about enough of the swearing and foul language
and decided to poke her cane at the nearest one... who by chance to
my running bad luck.... seemed to be the toughest and loudest looking
one in the lot. She told him to mind his manners and he managed to get
the words "**** off you bitch" out, before I snapped and hit him with
full body backed punch that hit so hard it lifted him off his feet and
cracked the door he hit with his head before falling down to the
ground... out for the count. The rest of the delinquents split like
covey of flushed quail and I escorted mom in to the phone store a few
feet inside the doors. The cops arrived... questioned me, arrested the
guy I hit. Apparently this same guy had pulled a knife on one of the
security guards earlier on. This "teen" was at least 6' and easily my
weight.... what are they feeding these guys nowadays. We never did
this **** when I was growing up!

My knuckles are bruised but not cut and it was at least a half hour
before the adrenaline rush subsided so I could have a smoke without my
hands shaking. I'm having a couple of stiff drinks.... it's been about
8 years since I hit anyone. It felt oddly good though!

Oh yeah... forgot to mention.... my mum never batted an eyelash and
was cool as a cucumber throughout the whole thing. When I asked her
about it she reminded me she was in europe during WW2 and lived in the
jungle in Africa for 10 years.

you want my opinion?


Bertie

"katysails" wrote in message
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If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
escape....

And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they are -
because they think they can get away with it.


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

"katysails" wrote in
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If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
escape....


Is that what they're all doing up there?


Bertie

(Bobsprit) wrote in news:20030820192244.05504.00000384@mb-
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If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal =
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to =
escape....

Very true.

He speaks frokm experience, obvioulsy.

Bertie

"Wally" wrote in news:UqT0b.58$uR5.351289@news-
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"katysails" wrote in message
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If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
escape....

And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they are -
because they think they can get away with it.

Absolutley.

All grasnnies should be shot!


Bertie


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
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"Wally" wrote in news:UqT0b.58$uR5.351289@news-
text.cableinet.net:

"katysails" wrote in message
news:bi0vf9$449ml$1@ID-

If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
escape....

And that's half the reason they're the delinquent scum that they are -
because they think they can get away with it.

Absolutley.

All grannies should be shot!

All of 'em!





Bertie


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
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"katysails" wrote in message
...
If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal
injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to
escape....

That's weird the way you guys have things run down there. He looked
like he was going to take a swing at my mother... I didn't really
think about what I was doing... it just happened! ...that's what I
told the police.

The cops seemed rather amused if anything. My hands were visibly
shaking...


It's alright. I'm sure they understood why.


bertie

When we got home my Mother told my Father that she had instructed a young
hooligan to stop swearing and when he cursed at her that I knocked him on
his ass... my Dad walked over to the cookie jar and handed my a chocolate
chip cookie.

See what I have to deal with!!

CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal =
| injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to =
| escape....
|
| Very true.
|
| RB

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
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When we got home my Mother told my Father that she had instructed a young
hooligan to stop swearing and when he cursed at her that I knocked him on
his ass... my Dad walked over to the cookie jar and handed my a chocolate
chip cookie.

See what I have to deal with!!

Yes



Bertie

CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| If you lived here, you'd be getting the subpoena papers for a personal =
| injury suit in the morning and then you'd have to move to Canada to =
| escape....
|
| Very true.
|
| RB