"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
I've posted more sailing related topic than you have in the past week...
after you ran like a flustered grade school loser when the interlopers
arrived. Speaks volumes about your backbone and lack of tenacity.

I don't run, I sail. I use my hands to pull sheets and anchors, not to
punch punks. This group will always play second fiddle to my
sailing. This alone makes me the master of every one of you
pretenders on alt.sailing.wannabes.

That "teenager" is 18, as big as me and off to jail for a long time.... he
had two warrants from out of province. Both assaults with a deadly weapon. I
only broke his nose anyway. The concussion was from the coup contre coup
impact with the door. I was informed he has no clear recollection of the
incident and is not claiming to seek retribution. It was a concern for me
since retaliation might involve my parents. I was informed I could press
charges.... I'm not going to. The Mall and the gentleman they knocked down
are though.

Actually I'm glad you put that punk in his place. Too bad you hurt
your hand in the process. I'd kiss it if I was there . Bwaahahahahaha!
That Lady Pilot is as desperate as a Democrat without welfare.

S.Simon

P.S. Haven't dove dumpsters in a long time. My boat is full
enough. I don't need any more junk. Besides, those raccoons
at the supermarket dumpster were getting downright mean when
I tried to take some of their fruit away from them. I never
messed with old meat.

I enjoy arguing BOTH sides of any argument. It takes real
understanding of any situation to offer a creditable argument
on either side. It tunes the mind. It's good for the soul. It
bugs hypocrites.

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Why do you rant on about African Americans, Hispanics and Muslims.... insist
on using derogatory names or racial slurs when referring to them... then
assume the mantle of a born again, sensitive Liberal when it suits your
defense?

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
news | Sounds to me like your biggotry is coming out.
| Not a pretty sight from a so-called Christian.
|
| (Why do Katy and Moroon find humor in starving Africans?)
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "katysails" wrote in message
...
| your innate ability to run like a Somali
| Chicken if you hear a rustle in the bushes...
|
| And they say a picture is worth a thousand words....
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|

Don't try to weasel out of it you little hussy! You know
darned well that the picture of a skinny Somali chicken
bolting at the sound of an even skinnier Somali human
stalking it made you laugh. Like I said - not very Christian
of you to enjoy the thought of starving Africans.

S.Simon


"katysails" wrote in message ...

Sounds to me like your biggotry is coming out.

What do Somali chickens have to do with bigotry? Or for that matter, Christianisty? I hadn't heard they were letting chickens
into the Church now, but hey, the Anglicans made a gay guy a bisjop, so I guess it could happen....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:06:15 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 10:36:00 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Well the house and property are indeed in my name... but my parents
live there. The government , post office and tax collector use my
boat's address to contact me.... General Delivery, Postal Main,
S.V.Overproof...... I've lived aboard for ten years... situation
dictates a different tack now. Adapt or perish....

Married???? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Why are you so fixated on a mate
Simple? Is it you are finding yourself as boring and repetitious as
the rest of us are?

CM


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| I don't need any stinkin' excuses. I'm a real sailor and
| as such I don't have a house to tie me down like you do.
|
| You love your house because it gives you an excuse to
| crawl into the womb you never really left. You don't
| even feel at home on a boat. You're too faint of heart
| to ever completely break the bonds of a lubberly life.
|
| Next thing you'll be telling us how you're getting married
| and working to support a fat family of Canuck churl.
|
| S.Simon
| A real sailor whose boat is his home.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
.. .
| Oh Yeah... heh.. you still ****ed about that woman you where
| trying to
find
| so desperately giving you the slip?
| My brother and his family are on Overproof... I'm doing renos on
| the
house
| and around the yard for a couple of weeks..... what's your
| excuse?
|
| CM
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| news | | Maybe you should go sailing once in a while so you can
| | talk about sailing. After all, this IS supposed to be a
| | sailing newsgroup - not a pick-up joint for lovelorn.
| |
| | S.Simon

They're not very good at uniting against teh Troll Threat, are they?


they're not very good at anything, as far as i can see.

Yep.

--
PJR:-)
American way
Threatened by us
Drag a few creeps
Away in a bus
- Frank Zappa, predicting the Dubya years

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| I believe there's some
| software out there that can pretty much figure out if a person is
| male or female from what they type.
|
| Which am I, then?

All indicationsregarding your writing style point to a fat broad trapped in
the body of a frail homosexual that drinks like a girl...

But heh... I don't really believe all that crap.... do you?

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| They're not very good at uniting against teh Troll Threat, are they?


Troll Threat????? There's a Troll Threat??? Nobody told me anything about
Trolls... Where are they? Who are They... What do they Want!!!!!??? Should
we circle the wagons??? I heard they won't attack at night! I was told
they were sluggish, knuckle dragging brutes with no sense of humour!

Run Away.... Run Away.... We're DOOMED!

CM

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 23 Aug 2003 18:58:15 -0400, rb posted:

In case you were wondering why Peter J Ross barged into alt.usenet.kooks on Sat, 23 Aug 2003 23:45:13 +0100 and unloaded a furious mass of text known as , perhaps the following response will clear things up:

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 21:33:46 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Is that how you break a possible cascade? Or is it impossible to cascade
with only two words.... ???

No.
Oh.
Whoa!
Pfff....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Hand is still sore

Sorry...

but while working on the shed I found out I can still
swing a hammer as long as I wear a glove and velcro strap my hand to the
handle.

Dr. Lady Pilot says, take the next few days off and let it rest.

LP

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

I was informed he has no clear recollection of the
incident and is not claiming to seek retribution. It was a concern for me
since retaliation

I just hope his buddies don't recognize you on the street, they might try to
start something...

LP

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 09:53:43 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Jonathan
Ganz:

I had the same impression. She, it, whatever started cross-posting
to the crap ngs, so I added her to the block.

alt.fan.ladypilot is *not* a crap newsgroup. It's one of only three
I've ever newgrouped.

Absolutely, Peter! You tell 'em...

LP