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John H.[_5_] August 13th 08 02:01 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:54 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Aug 12, 7:36*pm, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:30:17 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 7:19*am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.


We agree on that at least. *:)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.


And, they're mine!


Sounds like a bunch of Christmas presents to me!


Not a chance, John!


No harm in trying!
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** Good Day! **

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I'd send you a bottle for Christmas, though....


Just be sure y'all sign the label!
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** Good Day! **

John H

Eisboch August 13th 08 02:04 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Aug 12, 10:26 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message

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Old Spice!


http://www.cr8on.com/ads_stocks/oldspicejingle.mp3

Eisboch


Thanks Richard. i needed that!

Here. this is the future you and mrs. E, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeP8yc5P64


Pretty close. I remember that commercial vaguely. We were married in
1970.

(Right dear?)

Eisboch



Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] August 13th 08 02:11 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:25:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 9, 11:52*am, WaIIy wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


On Aug 9, 12:20 am, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:


I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........


My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........


Best post of anyone, all night.....


I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. *She'd be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.


I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? *It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about
me. *I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!


Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!


Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. *I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!


I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. *He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. *He was right.....


Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


Hai Karate or English Leather usually gets the babes.

For a little insurance, I use a bit of Brylcream.- Hide quoted text -

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Hey! When the Old Spice runds out, it's either Jade East, or BRUT!


Good lord man - that's like using Hai Karate - quite possibly the
worst after shave ever manufacturerd.

The '60s are so over dude... :)

Eisboch August 13th 08 02:12 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...

My favorite Old Spice commercial ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1Ox...eature=related

I am a big time Bruce Campbell fan. :)



That was weird. Sitting here on the boat half watching "Family Guy" on the
TV and watching your youtube link on the computer. Halfway through the
video (checking out the picture behind him), I catch the Old Spice jingle
...... but not from the video on the link .... from an Old Spice commercial
on the TV.

Eisboch



Tim August 13th 08 02:13 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Aug 12, 8:11*pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:25:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:





On Aug 9, 11:52*am, WaIIy wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


On Aug 9, 12:20 am, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:


I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........


My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........


Best post of anyone, all night.....


I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. *She'd be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.


I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? *It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about
me. *I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!


Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!


Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. *I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!


I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. *He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. *He was right.....


Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


Hai Karate or English Leather usually gets the babes.


For a little insurance, I use a bit of Brylcream.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Hey! *When the Old Spice runds out, it's either Jade East, or BRUT!


Good lord man - that's like using Hai Karate - quite possibly the
worst after shave ever manufacturerd.

The '60s are so over dude... *:)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Ok, so i suppose I shouldn't mention finding two brand new, un-opened
jars of ButchWax?

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] August 13th 08 02:15 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:43:45 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 12, 10:26*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message

...



Old Spice!


http://www.cr8on.com/ads_stocks/oldspicejingle.mp3

Eisboch


Thanks Richard. i needed that!

Here. this is the future you and mrs. E, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeP8yc5P64


More like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09Nbx...eature=related

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] August 13th 08 02:25 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:12:20 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .

My favorite Old Spice commercial ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1Ox...eature=related

I am a big time Bruce Campbell fan. :)


That was weird. Sitting here on the boat half watching "Family Guy" on the
TV and watching your youtube link on the computer. Halfway through the
video (checking out the picture behind him), I catch the Old Spice jingle
..... but not from the video on the link .... from an Old Spice commercial
on the TV.


Cue Twilight Zone Music...

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] August 13th 08 02:26 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:13:54 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 12, 8:11*pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:25:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:





On Aug 9, 11:52*am, WaIIy wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


On Aug 9, 12:20 am, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:


I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........


My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........


Best post of anyone, all night.....


I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. *She'd be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.


I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? *It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about
me. *I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!


Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!


Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. *I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!


I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. *He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. *He was right.....


Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


Hai Karate or English Leather usually gets the babes.


For a little insurance, I use a bit of Brylcream.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Hey! *When the Old Spice runds out, it's either Jade East, or BRUT!


Good lord man - that's like using Hai Karate - quite possibly the
worst after shave ever manufacturerd.

The '60s are so over dude... *:)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Ok, so i suppose I shouldn't mention finding two brand new, un-opened
jars of ButchWax?


ROTFL!!!!

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] August 13th 08 02:28 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:04:25 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Tim" wrote in message
...
On Aug 12, 10:26 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Tim" wrote in message

...



Old Spice!


http://www.cr8on.com/ads_stocks/oldspicejingle.mp3

Eisboch


Thanks Richard. i needed that!

Here. this is the future you and mrs. E, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBeP8yc5P64


Pretty close. I remember that commercial vaguely. We were married in
1970.

(Right dear?)


We're two years behind y'all...

Whew - that's a long time. :)

Don White August 13th 08 03:21 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Dry" wrote in message
...
Nice post. I am also enjoying my 59 year semi retired by choice, cruising
the
Mahone Bay area from May until October, living on the water in a power
cruiser. Don you should come down this weekend the Tankook Island
Festival is
on, we will be tied up with a few other boats and the cue's will be on and
the
cold beers will be flowing. We bring our own KEG.



mmmmmm cold beer....
I could probably launch in Mahone Bay harbour and scoot over before the wind
picks up.
Getting back might be another thing.
Used to know a couple of people with connections/family homes on the island.
A Levy guy worked at the Corpse as a cameraman and a Langille lady worked
with the wife here in town and later at Burnside.
Haven't seen either in almost 5 years.

BTW do you tie up near the ferry dock or on the backside?




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