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Jim August 12th 08 10:56 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:16:10 -0400, "Eisboch"
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"D.Duck" wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 3:47 pm, wrote:
On Aug 12, 3:35 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:





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On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:

"hk" wrote in message

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You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up
to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.

Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice.
You
don't
see me whining.

http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg

Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...

Smile. It's humor.

Eisboch

So it's funny to hear harry talk about my finances, and my poor health
with is the result of the fomer. Or is it the jokes about my kids
being sexually abused, or christians and republicans being deviates?
Which ones do you find humorous.. You are one weird dude....- Hide
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OH oh,, maybe it was the one about me not being able to afford a cheap
whore? Or the one about me "toe tapping" with my 91 yo dad? Oh,
maybe it was the one about loogies daughter in a cast still having a
hand free to give someone a handjob....?? Yeah, must have been
that one....


Ok. Now that everyone has vented, let's go back to the original
question.
Who hurled the first insult?

Eisboch


Skipper?



*Now* we are getting somewhere.

In hindsight, some of those exchanges were downright hilarious. Skipper
could be pretty funny.
Remember his "Deadly Dick" fishing lure?


You mean these?

http://www.deadlydicklures.com/


Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE


Dry[_2_] August 12th 08 10:59 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 
Nice post. I am also enjoying my 59 year semi retired by choice, cruising the
Mahone Bay area from May until October, living on the water in a power
cruiser. Don you should come down this weekend the Tankook Island Festival is
on, we will be tied up with a few other boats and the cue's will be on and the
cold beers will be flowing. We bring our own KEG.

"John H." wrote in message
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That's not to say Eisboch is wrong or a bad guy for what he's doing. Hell,
if he gets a lot of enjoyment in his discussions with Harry, then he
should
go for it!


John, this newsgroup used to be a lot of fun to participate in, sharing
boating experiences and knowledge, along with OT subjects of common interest
and, most of all to me, the humor. For those reasons, I enjoyed it,
including even some of the disagreements and debates with Harry over the
years.

But, it has changed. And the change isn't good. The "digs" used to be
light-hearted and humorous.
They have become viscous and uncontrolled, void of any mature consideration
for the recipient.

I'll tell you, I've enjoyed it for the past 13 years, but as I approach my
59th birthday and I observe the changes, I am starting to ask myself, why?
I really don't want to rush the degenerative process of age by starting to
act like a 12 year old prematurely.

So, I'll stick it out for a bit longer, hoping the humor and light hearted
banter, respect and courtesies demonstrated by some prevails along with
boating stories and even some politics
.
If not, it's adios time before I get totally sucked in.

BTW, wealth isn't all about money.

Eisboch



Vic Smith August 12th 08 11:08 PM

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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:




http://www.deadlydicklures.com/


Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE


AVG free caught these:
FRAMER.Z
DOWNLOADER.AGENT
PSYME.MX

That's 3 separate virii.
Check them out.

--Vic

Don White August 12th 08 11:11 PM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"hk" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"John H." wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:35:15 -0400, "Eisboch"
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wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message

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wrote:
You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.
Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice. You
don't
see me whining.
http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg
Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...

Smile. It's humor.

Eisboch

It's humor that supported Harry's bull****.


I'm getting a big kick out of all this.
JohnH and his merry little band are pulling out all the stops to try and
bend a few neutral guys their way.
News flash Major John... they didn't enlist in your army and will do as
they please.



JimH sez he's posted 59 times about me today. Is that a record, or what?



Sounds like a schoolgirl crush.



Don White August 12th 08 11:16 PM

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On Aug 12, 4:17 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:15:35 -0500, Vic Smith

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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:58:14 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


Good Grief.


Group therapy in action.


Who's next?


Excuse me if I stay out.
It's a quirk of mine.


Next thing you know, they'll all be talking about group hugs.


It's been a tough week, don't need you joining the pigpile...


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Oh oh.....someone is feeling pretty rowdy today.



Don White August 12th 08 11:18 PM

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"John H." wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:17:08 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 12, 4:03 pm, "Jim" wrote:
I think you should take a voluntary time out. You need to reassess the
situation.

wrote in message

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On Aug 12, 3:35 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:





wrote in message

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On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:

"hk" wrote in message

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wrote:

You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up
to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.

Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice.
You
don't
see me whining.

http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg

Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...

Smile. It's humor.

Eisboch

So it's funny to hear harry talk about my finances, and my poor health
with is the result of the fomer. Or is it the jokes about my kids
being sexually abused, or christians and republicans being deviates?
Which ones do you find humorous.. You are one weird dude....- Hide
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Done.. I learned lot in the last few days.. I will be posting some
construction pics later this evening, Older stuff, but at least no
posted to troll. Anyone who wants a login for the site, get with me in
email.. I will be talking modern homeowner built boats...


Put 'em up over in Chuck's place. Just disregard the comments from those
trolling. You do good work and have every reason to be proud of it.

You can't let the words from folks like Harry, Jimh, or Donnie get to you,
no matter what they say. Just remember where it came from.


I try my best to stay on the good side of JustWait.
Lately, he's been keeping some really bad company and is falling under their
influence.



Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] August 12th 08 11:37 PM

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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE


Connecticut Oufitters?

No way.

Jim August 13th 08 01:14 AM

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:55 -0400, "Jim" wrote:

Don't click on the Connecticut dealer site. It has the AGENT virus. Avast
caught it but your AV might not. BEWARE


Connecticut Oufitters?

No way.

I just got done with a full virus scan. Avast cleaned the one it found. Vic
said AVG found 2 others but my scan didn't pick up on those. I wouldn't try
to go into that site if I were you.


Tim August 13th 08 01:25 AM

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On Aug 9, 11:52*am, WaIIy wrote:
On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:23:56 GMT, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 00:41:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


On Aug 9, 12:20 am, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86
@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:


I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up..
Later........


My Wife: *You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: *No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: *For who?
Her: *Me, you idiot.
Me: *You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: *You think diesel smells masculine. *Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........


Best post of anyone, all night.....


I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. *She'd be
standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in
the 100 degree heat.


I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go!
What could I do? *It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about
me. *I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity!


Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was
horny!


Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store,
oils and WD-40 like men do. *I never figured her out....no "service
manual" for reference, either!


I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the
user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. *He looked
shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. *He was right......


Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands.....


Old Spice!


The bottle I got in high school is still half full!


Hai Karate or English Leather usually gets the babes.

For a little insurance, I use a bit of Brylcream.- Hide quoted text -

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Hey! When the Old Spice runds out, it's either Jade East, or BRUT!

Tim August 13th 08 01:30 AM

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On Aug 12, 7:19*am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:09:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On Aug 12, 6:56*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:48:59 -0400, hk wrote:
Real men wear Old Spice, nothing more, nothing less.


Damn straight.


We agree on that at least. *:)


My dad had about 10-12 bottles of Old Spice around the house. many
glass bottles still untapped.


And, they're mine!


Sounds like a bunch of Christmas presents to me!


Not a chance, John!


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