a "Real" man smells like...........
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:32:09 -0400, "Jim" wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:33:33 -0400, "Eisboch"
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So, I'll stick it out for a bit longer, hoping the humor and light
hearted
banter, respect and courtesies demonstrated by some prevails along with
boating stories and even some politics

Does this mean that I can't make any more jokes about the Navy? :)

Nope. Just remember who gave you a ride home and a cushy pillow to lay
your
head on. And let's not forget the yummy chow.

My ride home (and there come to think of it) was courtesy of the
United States Air Force, Material Airlift Command.

As for cushy pillows - HA!!! Pillows - ROTFL!!!

C-RATS left over from the Korean War - yummy...

I even got one that had a green package of Lucky Strikes - those were
from WWII.

Although I will say this - when I did my one and only float in the
Med, the onboard chow was superb.

They seemed to screw it all up shoreside though. :)

Which reminds me of the time I stood MP duty in...

Well, let's leave that for another time. :)


They treated you like baggage? Ask any Jar Head who has been on a cruise.
They loved the ride.

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JimH wrote:
On Aug 12, 4:45 pm, hk wrote:
Don White wrote:
"John H." wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:35:15 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:
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On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
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You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.
Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice. You
don't
see me whining.
http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg
Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...
Smile. It's humor.
Eisboch
It's humor that supported Harry's bull****.
I'm getting a big kick out of all this.
JohnH and his merry little band are pulling out all the stops to try and
bend a few neutral guys their way.
News flash Major John... they didn't enlist in your army and will do as they
please.
JimH sez he's posted 59 times about me today. Is that a record, or what?

--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

I was just kidding. I bet it is close to that though. ;-)


Herring is so deep in my dumpster, he's kissing FloridaJim and DK.


--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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Ever hear the one about the Bosun's Mate who had been in the Navy so
long, he could remember Preperation A?

Yup.

US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines

Eisboch

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"D.Duck" wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 3:47 pm, wrote:
On Aug 12, 3:35 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:





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On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:

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You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up
to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.

Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice.
You
don't
see me whining.

http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg

Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...

Smile. It's humor.

Eisboch

So it's funny to hear harry talk about my finances, and my poor health
with is the result of the fomer. Or is it the jokes about my kids
being sexually abused, or christians and republicans being deviates?
Which ones do you find humorous.. You are one weird dude....- Hide
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OH oh,, maybe it was the one about me not being able to afford a cheap
whore? Or the one about me "toe tapping" with my 91 yo dad? Oh,
maybe it was the one about loogies daughter in a cast still having a
hand free to give someone a handjob....?? Yeah, must have been
that one....


Ok. Now that everyone has vented, let's go back to the original
question.
Who hurled the first insult?

Eisboch


Skipper?



*Now* we are getting somewhere.

In hindsight, some of those exchanges were downright hilarious. Skipper
could be pretty funny.
Remember his "Deadly Dick" fishing lure?

Eisboch

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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 3:47 pm, wrote:
On Aug 12, 3:35 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:





wrote in message

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On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:

"hk" wrote in message

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wrote:

You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up
to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.

Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice. You
don't
see me whining.

http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg

Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...

Smile. It's humor.

Eisboch

So it's funny to hear harry talk about my finances, and my poor health
with is the result of the fomer. Or is it the jokes about my kids
being sexually abused, or christians and republicans being deviates?
Which ones do you find humorous.. You are one weird dude....- Hide quoted
text -

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OH oh,, maybe it was the one about me not being able to afford a cheap
whore? Or the one about me "toe tapping" with my 91 yo dad? Oh,
maybe it was the one about loogies daughter in a cast still having a
hand free to give someone a handjob....?? Yeah, must have been
that one....


Ok. Now that everyone has vented, let's go back to the original question.
Who hurled the first insult?

Eisboch


Skipper?

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

Soap and water works for me, especially the unscented soap.

"John H." wrote:

On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 9, 12:21 am, "Mike" wrote:
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually...

--Mike

"Jim" wrote in message

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I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........

My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild.
Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........- Hide quoted text -

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Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are
weird..;)

That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if it
could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a
stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle!

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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 3:47 pm, wrote:
On Aug 12, 3:35 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:





wrote in message

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On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:

"hk" wrote in message

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You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up
to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.

Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice.
You
don't
see me whining.

http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg

Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...

Smile. It's humor.

Eisboch

So it's funny to hear harry talk about my finances, and my poor health
with is the result of the fomer. Or is it the jokes about my kids
being sexually abused, or christians and republicans being deviates?
Which ones do you find humorous.. You are one weird dude....- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

OH oh,, maybe it was the one about me not being able to afford a cheap
whore? Or the one about me "toe tapping" with my 91 yo dad? Oh,
maybe it was the one about loogies daughter in a cast still having a
hand free to give someone a handjob....?? Yeah, must have been
that one....


Ok. Now that everyone has vented, let's go back to the original
question.
Who hurled the first insult?

Eisboch


Skipper?



*Now* we are getting somewhere.

In hindsight, some of those exchanges were downright hilarious. Skipper
could be pretty funny.
Remember his "Deadly Dick" fishing lure?

Eisboch


That's almost a classic.

a "Real" man smells like...........
 

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:16:10 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"D.Duck" wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 3:47 pm, wrote:
On Aug 12, 3:35 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:





wrote in message

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On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:

"hk" wrote in message

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You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up
to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.

Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice.
You
don't
see me whining.

http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg

Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...

Smile. It's humor.

Eisboch

So it's funny to hear harry talk about my finances, and my poor health
with is the result of the fomer. Or is it the jokes about my kids
being sexually abused, or christians and republicans being deviates?
Which ones do you find humorous.. You are one weird dude....- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

OH oh,, maybe it was the one about me not being able to afford a cheap
whore? Or the one about me "toe tapping" with my 91 yo dad? Oh,
maybe it was the one about loogies daughter in a cast still having a
hand free to give someone a handjob....?? Yeah, must have been
that one....


Ok. Now that everyone has vented, let's go back to the original
question.
Who hurled the first insult?

Eisboch


Skipper?



*Now* we are getting somewhere.

In hindsight, some of those exchanges were downright hilarious. Skipper
could be pretty funny.
Remember his "Deadly Dick" fishing lure?

You mean these?

http://www.deadlydicklures.com/

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D.Duck wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"D.Duck" wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 3:47 pm, wrote:
On Aug 12, 3:35 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:





wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 3:16 pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
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wrote:
You have the luxury of being one of the two here wafa kisses up
to..
the rest of us I guess just have to hold our noses.
Behave as you wish to be treated, or stop whining. Easy choice.
You
don't
see me whining.
http://www.eisboch.com/whine.jpg
Have it your way Dick.. I get your point...
Smile. It's humor.
Eisboch
So it's funny to hear harry talk about my finances, and my poor health
with is the result of the fomer. Or is it the jokes about my kids
being sexually abused, or christians and republicans being deviates?
Which ones do you find humorous.. You are one weird dude....- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
OH oh,, maybe it was the one about me not being able to afford a cheap
whore? Or the one about me "toe tapping" with my 91 yo dad? Oh,
maybe it was the one about loogies daughter in a cast still having a
hand free to give someone a handjob....?? Yeah, must have been
that one....


Ok. Now that everyone has vented, let's go back to the original
question.
Who hurled the first insult?

Eisboch

Skipper?


*Now* we are getting somewhere.

In hindsight, some of those exchanges were downright hilarious. Skipper
could be pretty funny.
Remember his "Deadly Dick" fishing lure?

Eisboch


That's almost a classic.




Before he went off the deep end (the last time we saw him here), Skipper
could, on occasion, turn a nice phrase or relate a well-written anecdote.

That ability differentiates him from, for example, The Seven Little
Schitts, most of whom cannot write even simple sentences at the 6th
grade level.



--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."

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Harry back off b4 you make a bigger asshole of yourself.

hk wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
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On Aug 12, 12:17 pm, wrote:
I am naive I guess, but I am always amazed how folks I would usually
consider friends would play with folks who have been so cruel to me
and others. One thing about the three generations who I am raising
here is we are loyal to the bone. Family and friends first, for better
or worse, right or wrong, no compromises. And we demand the same from
all we deal with...

Couldn't have said it better myself. It must be a shame to have to
live like Harry and make up lies about your family.
My family members are stand up sort of people, and they wouldn't let
me get away with acting like Harry without saying something in a
heartbeat, as well they should

----------------------------------

Not picking sides here. But I have a question for anyone and everyone:

Who hurled the first insult?

Betcha nobody can remember for sure. It's a stupid game of tit-for-tat.

Eisboch



What's even dumber is that the guys who come here only to insult, the
Loogys, the DKs, the Florida Jims, the Reggies, the Herrings, the
JustWaits, moan and groan when what they toss at others is tossed right
back at them, and even richer, some of them, like JustWait and Loogy and
Herring, whine about it.

Poor little schitts. If they had been born in Sparta, their mommies
would have left them on the hillside for the wolves.

--
"The Democratic Party strongly and unequivocally supports Roe v. Wade
and a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion,
regardless of ability to pay, and we oppose any and all efforts
to weaken or undermine that right."