On Oct 27, 8:15 am, HK wrote:
Gene Kearns wrote:
On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:51:19 -0400, HK penned the following well
considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

HK wrote:
Barmaid Allegedly Bares Chest

Published: Oct. 25, 2007 at 3:23 PM

PINJARRA, Australia (UPI) -- An Australian barmaid was fined $1,000
for exposing her ample breasts then reportedly crushing beer cans
between them.

Police also fined an off-duty female server $500 for hanging spoons on
the woman's exposed nipples and their manager $1,000 for not stopping
them, the Sun reported Thursday.

Barmaid Luana De Faveri, 31, was fined after pleading guilty to twice
baring her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, about
54 miles from Perth.

"She was alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts,"
which is in breach of the hotel licensing laws, police said in a
statement.

A local police superintendent said the fines sends "a clear message"
that law enforcement agencies "we will not tolerate this type of
behavior in our licensed premises," the Sun report said.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/...allegedly_bare...

United Press International

When do police have the right or responsibility to engage in reshaping
what must have been a most successful marketing campaign?

To divert the public's attention away from the fact that they're lousy
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Hummm. Cops catching crims, how would that work? "I have the right to
remain silent. I have the right to a liar...". Anyway, the whole boobs
crushing a beer can is an urban myth, it was addressed in some stupid
late night tv last week and someone ran with it. The bar owner is
probably thrilled that the cops bought the story and the news picked
it up And to think, all he had to do was get some um, er, hefty girl
to take off her top. All that publicity for the price of a couple of
drinks