"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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Chuck Gould wrote:
On Feb 13, 5:19?am, "Don White" wrote:
"Chuck Gould" wrote in message

oups.com...
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Sure, I suppose that if you go poking around under a skunk's tail
enough times that eventually you might find a bottle of Chanel #5 back
there- but 999,999 times out of a million you already *know* what's
going to happen when you hoist that black and white striped
dustmop....Pee-yew!
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Thanks Chuck ?that was a very humerous and extremely accurate
?description
of Mr Herring efforts lately.

It wasn't intended to be a description of Mr. Herring's efforts,
merely an example of repeatedly doing something that has previously
yielded unpleasant results (opening an email from a nemesis) and
expecting to be pleasantly surprised rather than disappointed once
again. Apologies to JohnH if others thought I was comparing him,
personally, to a skunk.

Well, see threads like this can turn into wonderful learning
experiences.

I just learned the following:

1 - There are 11 species of skunks, which are divided into four genera:
Mephitis (hooded and striped skunks, two species), Spilogale (spotted
skunks, two species), Mydaus (stink badgers, two species), and Conepatus
(hog-nosed skunks, five species).

2 - The two skunk species in the Mydaus genus inhabit Indonesia and the
Philippines; all other skunks inhabit the Americas from Canada to central
South America.

3 - Skunks were formerly considered to be a subfamily of the Mustelidae
family of weasels and related animals (where some taxonomists still place
them), but recent genetic evidence shows that they are not as closely
related to the Mustelidae as formerly thought.

4 - Skunks are sometimes called polecats because of their visual
similarity to the European polecat (Mustela putorius), a member of the
Mustelidae family.

5 - Although the most common fur color is black and white, some skunks are
brown or gray, and a few are cream-colored. All skunks are striped, even
from birth. They may have a single thick stripe across back and tail, two
thinner stripes, or a series of white spots and broken stripes (in the
case of the spotted skunk). Some also have stripes on their legs.

6 - Skunks are reluctant to use their smelly weapon, as they carry just
enough of the chemical for five to six uses-about 15 cc-and require some
ten days to produce another supply.

7 - Skunk spray is composed mainly of low molecular weight thiol
compounds, namely (E)-2-butene-1-thiol, 3-methyl-1-butanethiol and
(E)-2-butenyl thioacetat, these compounds are detectable at concentrations
of ~2 parts per million.

8 - Skunks have only one natural predator - the Great Horned Owl.

9 - Skunks are omnivorous, eating both plant and animal material but
mostly meat. They eat invertebrates (insects and their larvae, found by
digging, and earthworms) as well as small vertebrates (rodents, lizards,
salamanders, frogs, snakes, birds and eggs). In the absence of insects or
other prey, skunks eat wild fruits and large seeds. In settled areas,
skunks also seek human garbage.

Amazing huh?

And they seem to be free with the stink during mating season. We get a lot
of the whiffs of malodorous substance in the springtime.

Calif Bill wrote:

And they seem to be free with the stink during mating season. We get a lot
of the whiffs of malodorous substance in the springtime.

You know, I'll bet that some Left Coast weirdo would actually buy "eau
de skunk" as an aphrodisiac.

I "smell" a money making opportunity here.

On Feb 13, 1:17?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
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You know, I'll bet that some Left Coast weirdo would actually buy "eau
de skunk" as an aphrodisiac.

Back in the over-industrialized east, it would enjoy huge success as
an air freshener. :-)

On Feb 13, 4:03 pm, "Chuck Gould" wrote:
On Feb 13, 1:17?pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
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You know, I'll bet that some Left Coast weirdo would actually buy "eau
de skunk" as an aphrodisiac.

Back in the over-industrialized east, it would enjoy huge success as
an air freshener. :-)

not east or west, I live here in the middle. Illinois. hmmm, an
aphrodisiac air freshener!

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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Calif Bill wrote:

And they seem to be free with the stink during mating season. We get a
lot of the whiffs of malodorous substance in the springtime.

You know, I'll bet that some Left Coast weirdo would actually buy "eau de
skunk" as an aphrodisiac.

I "smell" a money making opportunity here.

Nope. Is those midwest and eastern deer murderers that buy the stinky stuff
to mask their scent. Out west we are like the telephone company, reach out
and touch em from a long ways.

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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.. We get a lot of the whiffs of malodorous substance in the springtime.



Try a stronger deodorant!

"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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. We get a lot of the whiffs of malodorous substance in the springtime.



Try a stronger deodorant!


Does not help with flatulence.

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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. We get a lot of the whiffs of malodorous substance in the springtime.



Try a stronger deodorant!


Does not help with flatulence.

Ok... try a cork!

"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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. We get a lot of the whiffs of malodorous substance in the springtime.



Try a stronger deodorant!


Does not help with flatulence.

Ok... try a cork!


Nope, America needs the gas.